Craptions Classics November 04, 2007

"Well," thought Anne, readying her pocketbook of bludgeoning, "that saves me a trip to the supermarket."

atkinsondave

Other Craptions

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

caractacus

"Wait everyone, I'm gonna show you how it's done. Forget all those stories about the chicken. Im gonna cross the road right."

joeeatfood

"strutter!"-kiss

mountman1

Kate Moss has finally put on some weight. She's wearing Armani.

Halogen

Just breathe and act inconspicuous they'll never notice....

paulb

If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times I give at the office!

Cutsman

Hilda strutted on, catching sight of a nearby blonde she held her head up and was heard to mutter 'that purse would look so good on me.'

Gigglesnitch

exhibit A in bestiality

mr1swift

Bob thought of the alternatives, he just couldn't sit and do nothing. He was going to start a march on Washington. He would be the one to stop the injustice to cranberry sauce.

ock

"Who ya callin' jive turkey you honky cracka," it said to Susan.

azrae20

"This is TURKEY!"

ock

The "Come See Turkey" campaign had mixed results in Poland.

ShineyMcShine
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