Craptions Classics November 03, 2007

Surprisingly, the "I can't see you" defense doesn't actually work against grenades.

cheesemonster

Other Craptions

As the last one exploded for the day, Syed thought, "There has got to be a better way to reduce pet overpopulation."

KittyWitty

This wasn't just some normal, frat-boy farting contest...

JEDA_88

Tha Scanners float was a little too realistic.

JEDA_88

Being eliminated from Survivor Afghanistan has a slightly different meaning than here in the USA

kshipley

For the second Halloween in a row, Gary's costume as a right angle covered in filth did not impress.

Temperpedic

This is what an actual shitstorm looks like.

Lovecraftian

Whoa, that's crazy. I had no idea anybody was actually still wearing a Wrist Strong bracelet.

willa

AND THEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED!!!

fodder2112

The cranberries had commited crimes against Vishnu. They all knew what had to be done.

gorsia

Tired of his peers making fun of his filthy clothes and visible bad smell, Pigpen Gupta decided to rip off his own head.

Poom

Suicide Bombing Pinatas. Could happen to anybody.

toastking

Exploding Diarrhea: Yet another reason not to eat at Taco Bell.

Zombie_Jesus

If not for the fear of profiling someone may have stopped the suicide raspberry

Plip

India's version of the Forth of July

Brettyourman
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