Other Craptions

As the last one exploded for the day, Syed thought, "There has got to be a better way to reduce pet overpopulation."

This wasn't just some normal, frat-boy farting contest...

Tha Scanners float was a little too realistic.

Being eliminated from Survivor Afghanistan has a slightly different meaning than here in the USA

For the second Halloween in a row, Gary's costume as a right angle covered in filth did not impress.

This is what an actual shitstorm looks like.

Whoa, that's crazy. I had no idea anybody was actually still wearing a Wrist Strong bracelet.

AND THEN HIS HEAD EXPLODED!!!

The cranberries had commited crimes against Vishnu. They all knew what had to be done.

Tired of his peers making fun of his filthy clothes and visible bad smell, Pigpen Gupta decided to rip off his own head.

Suicide Bombing Pinatas. Could happen to anybody.

Exploding Diarrhea: Yet another reason not to eat at Taco Bell.

If not for the fear of profiling someone may have stopped the suicide raspberry

India's version of the Forth of July

Perhaps being a holy cow in india wasnt such a great thing to be reborn as after all...

Mentos + Diet Coke + Cow =

you should see the blast damage to my pants !!!

that was the last time al qaeda used an obese suicide bomber

And you thought explosive diahrrea was just a myth...

"I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to go to my special place! I have to g

"whee, that's so pretty, so colourful..wait...is that? OH MY GOD!"

"You're Fired!"...next on Iran Apprentice

They told him: "John your dynamite`s fuse is to short", but he just wouldn`t listen

Allah forbids wearing white after Labor Day.

Shit! What was in that BURRITO!???

Instantly the spectators knew they were standing too close as Anna Nicole changed her tampon! Other photos here: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=38&sku=E-CD00415

Islamic Comedy Shows

It turns out the firecracker Jaheed had inserted into that bottle of ketchup was MUCH more powerful than he had anticipated.

Okay. mabye haveing the Blue man group perform at the superbowl half time was a bad idea...

John Goodmans's last words "what? i have room for one more burger"

Just breathe and act inconspicuous they'll never notice....

Karate Kid was no match for hands for ears boy

Karate Kid was no match for hands instead of ear boy

Whats that? No i cant hear you. Some asshole is throwing grenades

the day old faithful attacks

The filming of the Indian version of the 'Sony Bravia - colour like no other' ads wasn't going too well.

Mom...have you seen my pet taranchula?

Not long after outsourced tech support calls have saturated the market in India, suicide bombing was quickly becoming the second most popular occupation.

The first take of 15 men one pot hole didn't work out right. I guess chuck shouldn't have had that extra burrito.

the new commercial for livestrong.

Jamal realized too late that a pentagram has FIVE points, not four. "MUHAHAHA!" laughed the apparition. "Where is your god now?"

In his latest comeback, Michael Jackson finally returns to his black roots.

As the day ended in the town of letsjustmakeareallyhugemess, we all agreed that the day had been a huge success.

aparently if you hold it in to long, your ass does indeed blow up

and that was jerry's last blue angel

Al Quaeda handy hints #1: It's always best to actually WATCH the martyrdom demonstration in full

After thirty full minutes of being pelted with red confetti, Sanji was about to become the first Indian to spontaneously combust

After the smoke cleared, Johnny realized his Livestrong bracelet had saved him yet again.

After installing OS Leopard, Michael noticed some abnormal system performance.