Other Craptions

This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!

Richard begged the dolphins to take him with them, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.

Richard begged the dolphins to take them with him, but it was too late. He could only watch in terror as the first Vogon missile spiraled it's way Earthward.

SUPERMAN?! WHAT THE CRAP?! IM OVER HERE YOU DICK!

After being left behind, Bob really regretted to have questioned the plausability of 'Waterworld'.

Fuck *you* NASA!

Three years after the Zombie War, Alan Parks had finally reached his destination, the middle of fucking nowhere.

NASA budget cuts hinder search and rescue operations.

seconds before the world's first airplane-canoe collision.

Spectators get to see Britney Spears's fame come a spluttering holt

Hollywood knew that we all love inspirational movies about people overcoming tremendous odds to accomplish something great. What they failed to realize was we don't give a damn about kayaking.

Suddenly, Gary realized he had been hustled. The jet pilot was a lot faster than he was in their last race.

Red Bull gives you Wiiiings!!!

Roy's joy at the sight of a possible rescue plane turns to horror as the ICBM crashes into continental Europe, things just got a little bit worse for our hero.

The Iranian navy strikes back.

Yeah, Chuck Norris definitely won the jizz contest.

Who the fuck is taking the picture?

What kind of person watches a space launch alone in the middle of shark-infested waters, in a object that makes him look like a seal or manatee to the finned predators below? This is where Darwinism gets funny.

Victory! Steven had finally conquered his fear of looking like a total douche bag. Thank you, L.L. Bean.

The green house gases had submerged the entire eastern coastline, but today was the day mankind struck back.

This really is the quickest way to cross the Atlantic, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!

This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!

The reincarnation of Noah was only a little selfish...

YES! YES, MY MINIONS! GET INTO MY BELLY!

Previously on Lost...

Pikachu is certainly enjoying this situation.

NASA budget cuts hinder search and rescue teams.

Don't look now Gareth but i think that man behind you is trying to film your man boobs

Cursing the Heavens, Steve awaits the inevitable result of the fearsome douche in a kayak seeking missile.

Cheesemonster, get your own fucking craptions. Dickhead.

Armed only with his double-edged light paddle and the Force, Darth Devious attempts to bring down a passing space cruiser to make his R&R a little more fulfilling.

Anguished, Half-Kayak Man shakes his fists at a world that has forgotten him.

"WILSON!! I'm sorry Wilson!"

"Who needs Star Trek conventions?" Fred thought trying to convince himself.

"Hey, assholes. I'm over here," Joe shouted as he waved his arms, hoping against hope that the rescue team would be able to spot him.

"Curse you Iron Man!"

Edgar's patience was tested when he rescue flare rocketed into space

Having exhausted himself in a futile attempt to make chase in a borrowed Kayak, Ben could do nothing but make obscene gestures at the jerks who stole his Orbiter and Launch Vehicle.

And for the fourth consecutive year, Chuck Norris won the farthest jizz contest.

Mike do you know my foot is on fire? No but you sing it and i'll hum along.

M! C! A!

Larry realized that it was turning straight for him.

Isn't this the "Free Willzyx" episode of South Park?

i just pooped a little

Heres Aquaman giving Superman the finger.

HEADLINE: American Forces Victorious After Al-Qaeda Navy Attempts Assault On Homeland

he tapped that... ALL OF THAT

"And, CUT!" The writers of LOST knew that this would fuck up the series, so they scrapped it.