Craptions Classics October 31, 2007

Motorcycle rape. It can happen to YOU.

Flamingo

Other Craptions

"I guess its kinda my fault for wearing a jean-skirt"

visijared

It had to be done properly: In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you!

VladimirNikolai

At least his tombstone can honestly say "Death by Ninja".

leftybigguns

Oh shit I Forgot...Rubber Side DOWN!

senorpablo

hey guys am I doing it right?

BladderBladder

"Awww Shit!...Fuck You Jeff Foxworthy!"

GStan

Famous last words: "You wanna be on top this time? Kinky..."

Ryan Oskroba

In Russia! Motor bicycle ride you!

s2dio

"...and thankfully no one was hurt, as the motorcycle had been trained on how to safely ride a human."

GStan

You should see how I drop a deuce...

artaban7

Production of Terminator 4, sequel to 'Rise of the Machines', is still going on...

Pinceke

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is dangerous.

dintlow

Mercifully, his pants had wheelie wheels on them.

JEDA_88

No harm will come to me Sun!...my sungla - *crack*

jeffoo
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