Craptions Classics October 30, 2007

Enter Sandman. Exit dignity.

Matt

Other Craptions

You know it's time to run when the beach hobo reaches for more shit to fling.

VladimirNikolai

Sticking it inside a big orange cone does not rank very high on that list of strategies to conceil a boner at the beach.

coeruleus

Rosie O'Donnell should really stay off the beach.

dman

His eyes were that of a curious child as he explained to me, "Dith ith my fwog." The story of Georgie, his unconventional views on bread, and how he turned my world upside down...

Crabz

This is why Sandman throws sand in people's eyes, just look at him!

Pinceke

...new SPF-7000 from Hawaiian Tropic is guaranteed to prevent freckles, sunburn, skin cancer and consensual sex.

GStan

"Well, the little red purse is for more formal occasions... normally, I just keep my crap in this traffic cone."

Ryan Oskroba

Fuck you! I'm exfoliating...

Stache

If you wanted to sit on this prime spot of the beach, you were going to have to wrestle John for it.

JEDA_88

Even on holiday Lou Ferrino can't leave his work at home.

cptpies

when sex on the beach goes wrong...

Scruff

a cry for help

gangrenous

Solariums. The horrible, horrible truth.

suturedone

It puts the lotion on it's skin, it does this whenever it's told.

CorkSoaker
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