Craptions Classics October 29, 2007

"Sorry folks, the Neverland Ranch is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."


Other Craptions

The unexpected success of Police Academy 8 resulted in a traveling musical show, and, later, a touring ice dancing show. The Dancing Winslows were always the finale.


When she arrived at the 'Austin Powers: Goldmember' auditions, Beyonce scanned her competition in the crowd and knew she had the part of Foxy Cleopatra in the bag.


It's a little known fact that when you clone someone, they will quickly meet up with their clones and form a dance group. It's just one of the rules.


I've never been so proud of my children.

j mcfarl3

French sanitation workers take pride in their sense of style. Americans just wouldn't understand.


And here we see the Umpa Lumpa Dance Team, Sassy Hands and the Creep-out Crew.


Coming this summer: Elite Beat Agents; the musical


We told you it would come to this... Well, you should have known it would come to this... Well, okay, but it was fucking IMPLIED that it would come to this.


Suddenly, Jeff's glove engaged warp drive!


After a light breakfast, San Francisco Police Department trainees practice the proper technique for slapping a disorderly homo.


The only heterosexual in the troupe, Stuart subtly pointed towards his bathing suit area as to accentuate his masculinity.


guy with wig:"Hold steady men, together our magic is strong." passer by:"Fags!"

Scotty Jamoka

Somehow, the all-gay tribute to reservoir dogs just wasn't the same


STOP!! in the name of love!!!

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