Craptions Classics October 28, 2007

His last words were "I regret nothing...except maybe making my boat out of paper. But nothing else."

planB

Other Craptions

Bob was the King of the Harbor, then, shortly after this pictured was taken, he was rammed by the giant origami swan. His shortlived dream was scuttled.

JEDA_88

After months of hard work, Edward could finally enjoy his master-piece and relax with a cigarette...

rough_rc

One does not simply cycle into Mordor.

Dr.Flizzle

And then the giant sailor stood up and Brian was never seen again.

Dukentre

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO WE KIDNAP AND RAVAGE AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO

mnaira

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he floated into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

dman

Oh my god! who in the right mind would paint a house that shade of green!

Scotty Jamoka

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

Hibno

In Holland, origami isn't just a hobby, its a form of transport

Ctrl,Alt,Defeat

"Come Thomas, we await your spiritual arrival," the sea crooned... And then a call from land... "THOMAS YOU JACKASS, COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

mxsone

Ryan had trouble disposing of his tissues at home after spending a night watching "Dirty Back Alley Girls 11." He assured everyone he had everything under control.

Flamingo

Smiling, Noel Gallagher thought of his floating tampon out-gaying the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. He had yet to spot David Crosby with his ascot and his cute little rowboat.

LintyFresh
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