Other Craptions

Bob was the King of the Harbor, then, shortly after this pictured was taken, he was rammed by the giant origami swan. His shortlived dream was scuttled.

After months of hard work, Edward could finally enjoy his master-piece and relax with a cigarette...

One does not simply cycle into Mordor.

And then the giant sailor stood up and Brian was never seen again.

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO WE KIDNAP AND RAVAGE AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he floated into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

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Oh my god! who in the right mind would paint a house that shade of green!

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

In Holland, origami isn't just a hobby, its a form of transport

"Come Thomas, we await your spiritual arrival," the sea crooned... And then a call from land... "THOMAS YOU JACKASS, COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Ryan had trouble disposing of his tissues at home after spending a night watching "Dirty Back Alley Girls 11." He assured everyone he had everything under control.

Smiling, Noel Gallagher thought of his floating tampon out-gaying the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. He had yet to spot David Crosby with his ascot and his cute little rowboat.

Super-Wok had always been known for its super-sized take-out, but at their new lakefront location they really took it to a whole new level.

Super-Wok had always been known for their super-sized take-out, but at their new lakefront location they took it to a whole new level.

Super-Wok had always been known for their super-sized take-out, but at their new lakefront location, they took it to a whole new level.

The loch ness monster claims another perpetrator of bad boating fashion.

The party to celebrate Dave's solo round the world voyage in a paper hat was only marred by the news of Ellen MacArthur's suicide.

This mentally retarded kid in my P.E. class pooped in the trash can today

In Holland origami is not just a hobby, its a form or transport

I say "Regatta," you say "Regaytta."

"It's okay, Tom," Bob yelled. "I can't think of anything on this boat that'll catch fire anyway."

"Its OK Hon! I landed in this giant diaper! ...Oh gross..."

"Ok, you exist, we get it, Paul!"

A hat is fine too.

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he sailed into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor, he sailed into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay Hat.

After spyware hit Optimus in the ass, he could only create simpler forms of transport...

Anthropologist Mark Gann shows how the ancients sailed the seas.

Bye, dignity!

Dave made good use of his harry potter books

he claimed it was wonky for a reason, really, the paper was just to big to fold properly.

Hi, yeah... this is my large paper boat. Bad idea, I know.

I climbed a bean stock and killed a giant and all I got was this lousy paper hat.

I don't know about you guys, but I can draw whatever the fuck I want on my boat. Try drawing flames and penises on those piece of shit rowboats you have there.

You know those things you dream of doing as a kid, then grow up and forget. God bless this man.