Craptions Classics October 27, 2007

Becky wondered if she still looked pretty after the accident. Her Father assured her that the burn on her chin was hardly noticable

philosoraptor

Other Craptions

The fembot was nearly complete, all he needed to do was figure out where to put the vagina...

senorpablo

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

Hibno

HAHAHA! THIS WILL STOP HAIR-DRYER-MAN! THEN I WILL BE FREE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! of home appliances...

HJPotta

it had taken Ling 35 years and countless lonely nights, but his lego girlfriend was finally complete.

Timmy IV

The Japanese Bionic Woman may have been less subtle, but damned if she couldn't hold her own in a fire-fight.

colsen

"Really, the only part I like about women, is punching their faces."

Mr.

this is why humans are allowed to spend too much time with a computer

mlah4

No more wet t-shirt contests for this one.

lawngnome

Now all i need is a vagina and we're in business!

enolraic

Of course she's the perfect wife! She can sew, cook, pick up a small car, vaporize your enemies, fires 2000 rounds/second, and best of all, she has a Hoover attachment . . . for those private moments.

HomerJ

Sex toy industry dirty secret: portions of dildo sales have been used to develop sex bots.

2MuchTime

Shortly after this photograph, Wang was inexpilcably locked in his father's woodshed for the next 42 days, celebrating Barry White's entire collection.

tonyhighfives

While Jim posed with his catch, the man in blue stole his jeep.

daveand

Wee-tan lost most of her body in the last tango-contest, but she'll be dammed if Mr Yoshi takes first prize this year.

(Kasper)
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