Other Craptions

The fembot was nearly complete, all he needed to do was figure out where to put the vagina...

Incoming vessel, port side. Fire the spitballs!

HAHAHA! THIS WILL STOP HAIR-DRYER-MAN! THEN I WILL BE FREE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! of home appliances...

it had taken Ling 35 years and countless lonely nights, but his lego girlfriend was finally complete.

The Japanese Bionic Woman may have been less subtle, but damned if she couldn't hold her own in a fire-fight.

"Really, the only part I like about women, is punching their faces."

this is why humans are allowed to spend too much time with a computer

No more wet t-shirt contests for this one.

Now all i need is a vagina and we're in business!

Of course she's the perfect wife! She can sew, cook, pick up a small car, vaporize your enemies, fires 2000 rounds/second, and best of all, she has a Hoover attachment . . . for those private moments.

Sex toy industry dirty secret: portions of dildo sales have been used to develop sex bots.

Shortly after this photograph, Wang was inexpilcably locked in his father's woodshed for the next 42 days, celebrating Barry White's entire collection.

While Jim posed with his catch, the man in blue stole his jeep.

Wee-tan lost most of her body in the last tango-contest, but she'll be dammed if Mr Yoshi takes first prize this year.

Utterly undermining the male cause, Yoshihiro creates a woman who can multi-task at 5,000,000,000 calculations per second.

The tsunami victims finally said, "fuck it, no more help is coming. We'll have to raise the rebuilding money ourselves."

Mr. Wong would soon find out that female face or no female face, a Terminator is still a Terminator.

Michael, after a long night of drinking and molesting household appliances, now designs and ships his own brand of "Some Assembly Required" mail-order brides.

It took 93 solid hours of raiding in the Black Temple, but ive finally got it! Full tier 6 for my Paedophile! Boy howdy, wait til I tell the guys in the guild...

"These heavy duty chains should prevent any further...incidents."

...and they're like, "Maybe another few years", and I'm like, "I don't think so! As long as the head and mouth work, thats fine, I'll take it now"

Ah, 206 bones, 50 miles of small intestine, full pouting lips... Why, this fellow is less a robot - Than A GOD.

At least now they won't notice my wife's disgusting goatee.

Coming soon: Indian Jones and the Quest For Mother Earth's Clitoris.

Domo arigato.

Dr. Ryoku failed in his first 10 prototypes but his latest creation proves to be the best with functions such as pulsating penis pump, lubricating love lips and the sad realization that you are putting your dick in a walking washing machine.

http://www.lunarbabes.com/uploaded_images/345550_7567921-798211.jpg

I am aware the fembot has no boobs, its a JAPANESE ROBOT SIR!

i made her bi:110 or 220

If you say the right thing to the right person, you just might get escorted to the back room of the Radio Shack and get to meet the "Private Dancers."

"Mail Order Bride 2.0"

Yoshiro had forgotten that Asian hookers are way cheaper and way better than robots with toasters for vaginas.