Craptions Classics October 26, 2007

10 seconds before the creation of the weirdest roadkill in the history of the world...

senorpablo

Other Craptions

Jack had never seen snything so bizzar in his whole life......a BLUE garden hose!?

TwistedPixel

So my wife wanted to get me out of the house and I found my new sport, Goat Origami!

angelrex

...And this is me and my ex the physco-hose-beast.

ooscottoo

"...4th time this month. I keep tellin' her that without opposable thumbs, she'll never be able to water the lawn."

GStan

Lucky I thought to bring my goat-lasso, or we never would have caught that giant snake.

Ryan Oskroba

Somehow, playing Santa Claus in South Africa just felt different to Henry.

donarumo

Newly born, the umbilical cord can be tricky to remove...

Jubba

Proof that the new field of garden hose hunting is truly taking off...

sourhomenj

ran out of rope did we?

bother

Wow, what a moment! The dumbest animal on earth meets its human counterpart.

winkihed

Scenarios from Modern Philosophy 100: If a man captures a wild animal with a garden hose and a Land Rover runs them both over, and only the local retarded kid is there to see it, does it make a sound?

Matt

She put up a hell of a fight, but we got 'er

bigindian

While Jim posed with his catch, the man in blue stole his jeep.

daveand

Unable to fit his catch into the 4x4, Alans tiny friend Pete agreed to ride it home.

raziel4707
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