Other Craptions

Jack had never seen snything so bizzar in his whole life......a BLUE garden hose!?

So my wife wanted to get me out of the house and I found my new sport, Goat Origami!

...And this is me and my ex the physco-hose-beast.

"...4th time this month. I keep tellin' her that without opposable thumbs, she'll never be able to water the lawn."

Lucky I thought to bring my goat-lasso, or we never would have caught that giant snake.

Somehow, playing Santa Claus in South Africa just felt different to Henry.

Newly born, the umbilical cord can be tricky to remove...

Proof that the new field of garden hose hunting is truly taking off...

ran out of rope did we?

Wow, what a moment! The dumbest animal on earth meets its human counterpart.

Scenarios from Modern Philosophy 100: If a man captures a wild animal with a garden hose and a Land Rover runs them both over, and only the local retarded kid is there to see it, does it make a sound?

She put up a hell of a fight, but we got 'er

While Jim posed with his catch, the man in blue stole his jeep.

Unable to fit his catch into the 4x4, Alans tiny friend Pete agreed to ride it home.

so i said f**k the gun,give me my 44 cal garden hose.

Let's all do the Antler Dance! Horns on yer head, stomp & prance!

"Hmm, how about in the Grasslands, with the Water Hose, by Professor Gooftard?"

"See Mike? No animal or man can resist it - the ol' Slip & Slide trap works every time!"

"You've been hearin' the rumors?" he asked. "'Bout them UFOs, stickin' them power tubes inta our livestock? I think I jus’ solved it, Mister." "Yes, sir, it IS evidence, but—‘livestock'? The Bontebok Antelope is a rare species native to South

After taking the bet Hugo unzipped his pants and unsheathed his junk. And who would've guessed it? It really did kinda look like a woman holding a trophy. Hugo came up $20 that day.

Dave could only watch open mouthed as the jeep turned into a giant robot and told him of the evil Decepticon plot to conquer the world. His dad knew nothing of this because he was too busy tying a garden hose round an antelope for no discernible reas

David Letterman's own submission to "Stupid Pet Tricks" went awry when the yak refused to water the lawn on-camera.

DOY!

It took years of surfing BDSM websites, but Jerry finally found his perfect bondage partner. Would the rest of the world understand just what they had together?

Jerry suddenly realized that his grandfather had NOT captured the elusive snapelope.

Jim didn't know what was funnier. Catching the famed "Beast of the Swamp", or catching it with a 30 foot diamond pithon.

Larry knew that Elk BDSM was a peculiar fetish, but he was going to start a webste for it anyways

You cross Jimmy Blue Shirt and he'll totally Range Rover you and your creepy hose-deer sex doll.