10 seconds before the creation of the weirdest roadkill in the history of the world...
Jack had never seen snything so bizzar in his whole life......a BLUE garden hose!?
So my wife wanted to get me out of the house and I found my new sport, Goat Origami!
...And this is me and my ex the physco-hose-beast.
"...4th time this month. I keep tellin' her that without opposable thumbs, she'll never be able to water the lawn."
Lucky I thought to bring my goat-lasso, or we never would have caught that giant snake.
Somehow, playing Santa Claus in South Africa just felt different to Henry.
Newly born, the umbilical cord can be tricky to remove...
Proof that the new field of garden hose hunting is truly taking off...
ran out of rope did we?
Wow, what a moment! The dumbest animal on earth meets its human counterpart.
Scenarios from Modern Philosophy 100: If a man captures a wild animal with a garden hose and a Land Rover runs them both over, and only the local retarded kid is there to see it, does it make a sound?
She put up a hell of a fight, but we got 'er
While Jim posed with his catch, the man in blue stole his jeep.
Unable to fit his catch into the 4x4, Alans tiny friend Pete agreed to ride it home.