Craptions Classics October 25, 2007

Hey kids, want an egg? Oh shit, Chris Hansen!

dman

Other Craptions

There is a glitch in the matrix...

SightblinderX

Although "Donnie Darko" was a critical and cult success, the comedy sequel in which Frank the Bunny appears to a struggling golf pro was less well received.

MrPants

The #1 cause for PTSD in children.

scavanau

After being told multiple times that calling eggs "unfertilized chicken embryos" will not prove popular with the kids, Happy Fun Farm Land decided to let Paul go.

mndfchstr

The very last time I got tricked into taking a suppository.

Daercoma

What`s up doc?

mnaira

Dear Agent: You are so fucking fired. Love, Steve B.

GStan

My agent is so fucking fired.

GStan

Yeah, and it is you SightblinderX, for all those extra posts.

DrMcCleod

look asshole ... im not a rat! im a rabbit!

madd.sweet

Lester never quite got over his failed audition for "Donnie Darko"...

Oren Katzeff

"...well, technically, me being here is a violation of the terms of my parole, but look at me! Who's going to suspect anything?"

GStan

After slaying the Giant Gay Sailor he floated into the sunset on the Giant Gay Sailor's Giant Gay hat.

dman

the new low budget bloodhound gang video

barryscott
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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