Craptions Classics March 18, 2006

Hotel Pennsylvania has a sign in both the lanuges spoke in the united states. English and... Bolded english

Marshal mellow

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With a sigh of relief, Mongo marked his territory. Hotel Pennsylvania now belonged to him. All he needed now was Park Place and the Boardwalk and his reign of terror would be complete.

Senor Taco

"Yeah, no one knows. It was just up there one morning, and fuck if we were going to move it."


Excuse me, cabbie? Do you know a place where I can get a room with a view of a giant dog anus?

Chab Gassie

Bootsie's Mama, staking out the crib!


Years from now, cultural anthropologists and historians will have no fucking idea what to do with Pennsylvania.

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