Leonardo gained worldwide notoriety among the homosexual community for tossing the worlds largest salad.
Alberto was frustrated. He couldn't see the sailboat. So he stabbed the picture with a fork.
Roberto reached out to Sir Fransisco's sinking hand, but it was too late. The kingdom of Olive Garden was doomed.
Jeremy was pissed...This was the last time he would invite the Jolly Green Giant to a kegger.
...and the next day, the head of the culinary arts program decided that mastery of U.S. to metric recipe conversions would be required for admission.
When Olive Garden says "Unlimited Salad," they fcking mean it.
Oh waiter? there's been a mistake.... I believe i ordered the LARGE salad.....
Luigi!!! I swear to God!!! Oprah Jumped in right about. . . Here!
Contrary to popular belief, Godzilla was a vegiterian and could be appeased by a nice salad.
Tony only hoped it would be ready in time before he destroyed the city
Alfredo is a dedicated man. He takes time out everyday to stroke his beloved pet salad.
Quick! hide the salami.
Ok, who ordered the "big salad"?
The French are more sophisticate, they don't believe in KY-gel wrestling
This is what happens when you don't chlorinate.