Other Craptions

This picture is obviously faked. I mean if there was such a competition there would be at LEAST one mullet.

...and get this: they're winning...

Don't taze me, bro!

Excited beyond endurance by the spectacle, the small child in the upper right of the image gripped the cord attached to his cock-ring.

Mike, c'mon, you're facing the wrong way.

No simple vagina choke can stop MAN-DOLPHIN!!

Much to the dismay of the local Bible-belters, something horrifying emerged after the pond had been struck by lightning.

The synchronized swamp humping was, by far, the crowd favorite at Sugarloaf.

And now watch as the female, already inseminated by the male, begins to subdue and devour her mate.

PLEASE GOD, DON'T USE MY HEAD AS A TAMPON!!!

Next on X Games: Extreme border-crossing.

The Summer Olympics have really gone downhill since they added cesspool wrestling.

Next on ESPN 8: Australian Rules Muff-Diving

Sorry no lemons

Apparently people enjoy watching violent date rapes.

This looked like more fun on the website.

And when Carmen was about to win the pregnant women race she gave birth to a big child, getting automatically disqualified

The winters here in New England are so long we need to pack as much entertainment into one activity. Foreplay included.

You ate mexican last night! Really!?

Wow, that really submitted five times huh?

thats the last time we have beans before we do this

This Is quite impressive ladies and Gentleman. . . Without flaw they have successfully completed three of the required four Kama Sutra Positions here at the Redneck games!

The Finnish Sport, Eukonkanto. Also called Wife-Carrying. What the fuck.

"Bill, Bill, go like this. You have something on your back. No, on your back. No, you're completely missing it. Come here, I'll get it."

Someone tell that man that he's got it all wrong...and for goodness sakes, he is in public.

"Bill, Bill, go like this. You have something on your back. No, on your back. No, your completely missing it. Come here, I'll get it."

"See Honey, I TOLD you that's how snowboarders are born." "EXTREME!"

"You want that hair clip back so bad find it YOURSELF!"

A scene from the last broadcast of the shortlived reality TV series, "Ugly People Wrestling Fully Clothed in a Pool of Grizzly Bear Urine."

Do these pants make my ass look fat now, asshole?

Find an activity you can participate in together "Yeah, right" thought Delores

Here we see the beautiful hump-back human breaching.

I didn't know this could happen from takening HGH.

If they would have come up in the 69 position it would have meant six more weeks of winter.

Man on Far Left - "I can't believe this used to be a game of golf!"

Neighbors blocks away would gather around the McCormicks to watch them 'work things out'.

You know, if you squint your eyes hard enough when you look at the couple, you can see a horses ass. Coincidentally, you can also see him dragging his wife through muddy ass water with your eyes wide open.