This event is CLEARLY sponsored by alcohol.
This picture is obviously faked. I mean if there was such a competition there would be at LEAST one mullet.
...and get this: they're winning...
Don't taze me, bro!
Excited beyond endurance by the spectacle, the small child in the upper right of the image gripped the cord attached to his cock-ring.
Mike, c'mon, you're facing the wrong way.
No simple vagina choke can stop MAN-DOLPHIN!!
Much to the dismay of the local Bible-belters, something horrifying emerged after the pond had been struck by lightning.
The synchronized swamp humping was, by far, the crowd favorite at Sugarloaf.
And now watch as the female, already inseminated by the male, begins to subdue and devour her mate.
PLEASE GOD, DON'T USE MY HEAD AS A TAMPON!!!
Next on X Games: Extreme border-crossing.
The Summer Olympics have really gone downhill since they added cesspool wrestling.
Next on ESPN 8: Australian Rules Muff-Diving
Sorry no lemons