Other Craptions

Unable to decide what they should do about the moral degradation taking place within their community, they played Simon Says.

Whooooaaaah, the Okie Pokey!

Welcome to Provo, Utah.

Tom said fuck this, because he knew that jazz hands would be next.

The choice to wear ballcaps seriously impedes ones ability to learn the choreograohy for Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Printed below are the reputed words of 'Bub,' representative of the zombie community of San Francisco, immediately before he began devouring the brains of the nearest board member. The image above was taken by photographer George A. Romero only a few

Mr Moore was greatly disappointed. This was not quite the reaction he expected from his latest movie.

It wasnt long before bubba realised that this wasnt the orange appreciation society, and the zombies noticed something amiss.

"when i say go do your best zombie impression" "GO"

guy in hat : can you get me the f**k out of here

Everybody was captivated by the big screen while they all participated in the first ever communal drivers-ed test.

Dave reminisced about back in the day when Religious Cults were proper and he was allowed to sleep with his sister and commit ritual sacrifice. Kids today will just follow any hand waving idiot.

Crowdsurfing? Meet crowdswimming.

Below: the reputed words of 'Bub,' representative of the zombie community of San Francisco, before he began devouring the brains of the nearest board member. Above: image taken by photographer George A. Romero only a few moments before the massacre.

And the record was set for the "seated macarena" competition

A brown suede hat, huh? ok.

'This is stupid' said the man in the baseball cap.

Yesterday a seminar on how to deal with Police officers in a hostile enviroment was held in New York City yesterday. . . Yet The Mayor was upset about the presence of both African Amaerican and Puerto Rican Participants