Craptions Classics October 20, 2007

Have you washed your hands? Let's see.

greybeard

Other Craptions

Unable to decide what they should do about the moral degradation taking place within their community, they played Simon Says.

TwistedPixel

Whooooaaaah, the Okie Pokey!

mel

Welcome to Provo, Utah.

Slari

Tom said fuck this, because he knew that jazz hands would be next.

thehangingbrain

The choice to wear ballcaps seriously impedes ones ability to learn the choreograohy for Michael Jackson's Thriller.

awkwardsilence

Printed below are the reputed words of 'Bub,' representative of the zombie community of San Francisco, immediately before he began devouring the brains of the nearest board member. The image above was taken by photographer George A. Romero only a few

varthonai

Mr Moore was greatly disappointed. This was not quite the reaction he expected from his latest movie.

trxn

It wasnt long before bubba realised that this wasnt the orange appreciation society, and the zombies noticed something amiss.

Ganal

"when i say go do your best zombie impression" "GO"

monkey_marshal

guy in hat : can you get me the f**k out of here

hbl123

Everybody was captivated by the big screen while they all participated in the first ever communal drivers-ed test.

thebigartist

Dave reminisced about back in the day when Religious Cults were proper and he was allowed to sleep with his sister and commit ritual sacrifice. Kids today will just follow any hand waving idiot.

caractacus

Crowdsurfing? Meet crowdswimming.

Timmy IV

Below: the reputed words of 'Bub,' representative of the zombie community of San Francisco, before he began devouring the brains of the nearest board member. Above: image taken by photographer George A. Romero only a few moments before the massacre.

varthonai
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