Other Craptions

Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

this picture is so wrong, its right

"Don't ask, don't tell"

Though no longer a real threat to the city, the Michelin Monster from the end of Ghostbusters found some measure of fulfillment later in life by biting the hands off of naughty children.

what are you doing? I will eat you...

where will you be when verbal diarrhea strikes?

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

She used the ol' King Hippo strategy to take him out.

On the long road past the gates of Mordor, the smallest ones, the Hobbits, shall be the bravest of us all.

The new extreme sport of "hang-biking" suffered an untimely end when all of its enthusiasts simultaneously plummeted to their deaths.

Michael Jackson waits patiently within as another sacrifice is prepared.

"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain, get in my belly!"

"Ooooooh!" Yes, that's what everyone says when they see my giant, mechanical, metallic, retractable penis!

"When Behind the Music returns: a look at Sylvester P. Smythe's life today, his relationship with Jesus, his job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and how his child-eating past still haunts him."

....odd place for a sex doll?

After giving Ron jeremy a blow job, Cecil was never the same...

After years of painstaking research, the scientists think that they discovered the answer to the age old question: What is considered too gay?

And so begins Jane's torrid and often confusing relationship with the local sea-fairing folk.

Despite the success of Walk Hard, John C. Reilly had a hard time finding work after, resorting to popping out of doorways and scaring what little loose change would fall out of small children.

"...and then the damn bee flew into my mouth!"

Your fist must be a least this big to ride.