Craptions Classics October 14, 2007

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

Iberium

Other Craptions

Another day in the life of a Jehovah's witness.

Pinceke

OH MY GOD! THAT HAT, IS FUCKING, AWESOME!

tonyk

And yet another fatty got suckered into a fight by B.B.Kiddo just so she can show off this neat little trick she knows.

mmpl

I'm sure I heard her mother say not to touch the antiques??...kids today eh! So anyway were was I, oh right yes, do I hear $1000 for this 1920's navy crew stress reliever?

swarbs

At that very instant, Tweelde-Dum sprung from the alley and beat the child to death with his telescope.

awkwardsilence

Frank could never figure out why his glory hole attracted less patrons than everyone else's.

MrPants

this picture is so wrong, its right

Scotty Jamoka

"Don't ask, don't tell"

2MuchTime

Though no longer a real threat to the city, the Michelin Monster from the end of Ghostbusters found some measure of fulfillment later in life by biting the hands off of naughty children.

Michael Swaim

what are you doing? I will eat you...

ninacf

where will you be when verbal diarrhea strikes?

sinisterspider

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

jamasian_man

She used the ol' King Hippo strategy to take him out.

juggadore

On the long road past the gates of Mordor, the smallest ones, the Hobbits, shall be the bravest of us all.

caractacus
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