Craptions Classics October 10, 2007

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.


Other Craptions

"Ro Ming! You no pray with food!"


good boy had not seen pussy in a long time and the picture on her shirt was driving him crazy

gaius nihillus

Skippy knew that this wasn't the macrena but he didn't have the heart to tell her.


Though once a famous Muppet, Rolf spent the last years of his life trolling through the seedy underbelly of peekaboo theater. Still, he loved the applause.

Guadalcanal Diary

Little did the photographer know, ''Cheese!'', means ''Kick the dog!'' in Japanese.


No No No Ming Na! you no play wi' food!!


EGM "Super Mario Puppy Kicker is an excellent example of the Wii's advanced control scheme, but the gameplay is repetitive, and the graphics leave something to be desired. 9.5"


Look lady! I dont want to hump your leg! You are not my type!


Chun-Li executes her famous "Lightning Kick" against her unsuspecting poodle.


After she runs out of peanut butter and her dog loses interest, Chin-Chin the Chinese Princess Slut swears she'll try men next!


This is how my brain looks trying to sort out the new craption process - or should it be cracktion? OMG Cracktion (get it) - I WANT ROYALTIES!!!!!


Pictures from a Hilary fundraiser?


The devil replied "what kind of a name is Ghengis anyway? Your time in hell will be spent living as a giant tit all over again muhahaha"

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