Craptions Classics October 10, 2007

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

Raziel

Other Craptions

"Ro Ming! You no pray with food!"

Jon

good boy had not seen pussy in a long time and the picture on her shirt was driving him crazy

gaius nihillus

Skippy knew that this wasn't the macrena but he didn't have the heart to tell her.

TwistedPixel

Though once a famous Muppet, Rolf spent the last years of his life trolling through the seedy underbelly of peekaboo theater. Still, he loved the applause.

Guadalcanal Diary

Little did the photographer know, ''Cheese!'', means ''Kick the dog!'' in Japanese.

Pinceke

No No No Ming Na! you no play wi' food!!

Appahman

EGM "Super Mario Puppy Kicker is an excellent example of the Wii's advanced control scheme, but the gameplay is repetitive, and the graphics leave something to be desired. 9.5"

PWOT-Okra

Look lady! I dont want to hump your leg! You are not my type!

Lexter_is_Bad

Chun-Li executes her famous "Lightning Kick" against her unsuspecting poodle.

evilman

After she runs out of peanut butter and her dog loses interest, Chin-Chin the Chinese Princess Slut swears she'll try men next! www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

This is how my brain looks trying to sort out the new craption process - or should it be cracktion? OMG Cracktion (get it) - I WANT ROYALTIES!!!!!

chooked

Pictures from a Hilary fundraiser?

TulsaZ79

The devil replied "what kind of a name is Ghengis anyway? Your time in hell will be spent living as a giant tit all over again muhahaha"

swarbs
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