Other Craptions

"Bullshit. Not all of you nicknamed your bike Spartacus."

At the Tour De Soviet Russia, the bike rides you.

Steve stared outside his window. His horoscope was right today.

Magneto is such a prick.

Ironically, not a single black man in sight.

Everyone who has used steroids before the race, raise your bike.

Once the Rapture came, God took bikes first, just so he could piss off environmentalists with the irony of their futile attempts to save the planet.

Trying to impress the little ladies after it was scientifically proven bike riding causes impotence.

For tonight we ride in HELL!

Traffic Jam, London City Centre 2187.

Backpack Jimmy always forgot theme day at summer camp.

Here we see the majetic bike flock in it's natural habitat,
today, the flock swarms down on a very 'special' kind of prey.

Ok, would the guy in grey on the bottom left please leave the field. Now could somebody remove one bike and I'll start the tape again...

To repel the alien invaders, the French had only one possible sacrifice most dearest to their hearts to offer...

Raise your bike...raise youuuuuur biiiiike... if your queer!

They may take our lives, but they will never take OUR BICYCLES!

His co-workers at a loss, Tom ran the length of the office, joy leaping on his face. He had been right. They all owed his 5 bucks.

the town hall was amazed at the amout of bikes in the dump. after lance armstrong died

Just before leaving for the parade Tina asks her sister, "does this shirt make my face look big?"

In Soviet Russia, Bicycle rides you!
(I'm sorry, I couldn't pass it up)

In soviety russia, bike rides you!

The Dictator laughed. It was amazing what could be achieved in the name of saving the planet when you threatened everyone with death.

Needless to say riding their bikes on the other side didn't get them to their destination any quicker.

Some people actually do forget how to ride a bike

as the pole broke, along with her dreams of the gold medal, all sally could think was: at least i saved a bunch of money on my car by switching to geiko.

...So when the asteroid hits, it'll just roll away!

BIKE-AID, Feed the poor, Give them a bike.

Where's Armstrong?

Al Gore! Al Gore! Al GOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!!!!

"No no no! You ride ON the bikes!" Jim exclaimed

Dj mixim a song: PUT YOUR BIKE UP IN THE AIR, PUT YOUR BIKE-UP.... IN THE AIR!!!!

You're Doing it Wrong!

Spectators agree: it was the worst bike race ever.

The battle had been long and hard, but finally the dust settled. As one, the victorious army took the bodies of their fallen foes and lifted them into the air in defiance, in victory!

And that my son, is how the war was won.

Soviet Russia decides to hold its own bicycle racing competition

[insert 300 quote here]

The bikes desided that today would be a good day to take their humans for a walk.

Where's Waldo?

The cultists were instantly devoured by the objects of their misdirected worship

Where's Waldo at the Tour de France

THERE'S THAT NIGGA WHO STOLE MA BIKE

The Exodus begins anew.

Virtual reality E-Bay in the year 2045 had it's own problems...

What, you mean I'll be holding the bike instead of riding it? That's not very challenging at all!

The Napoleon Dynamite fan club show their sweet rides.

The long war against the Rogue Bicycles was finally ended yesterday when some bright spark realised they are powerless when not in contact with the ground.

Wheel celebration day.

where's Raleigh?

The Dufuss Group pops a wheelie.