Other Craptions

  1. Studies show that four out of five indonesian children have dealt pot at one point or another.
    Iluvatar
    54 Crack-Ups
  2. Being a roadie for a jug band is a bitch.
    richterscale
    41 Crack-Ups
  3. While Lil' Jepe knew his parents would be pleased that he had sold his younger sisters for such a price, there was now no one to help him bring the bounty home.
    President Scroob
    35 Crack-Ups
  4. after a while plying the "we love katimari 2: trip to India" people started noticing the items weren't very distinct.
    scotty
    5 Crack-Ups
  5. Ironically for Dave, after investing all his cash, the fashion turned out to be for pastel colours this year.
    caractacus
    1 Crack-Ups
  6. What ypu looking at ?! it's from armani !
    Mugen
    1 Crack-Ups
  7. This episode of Dr Who is based in India and includes Gay Daleks as the main theme.
    DDDD
    0 Crack-Ups
  8. It was a good birthday, but he knew he would never get what he really wanted.
    plan B
    0 Crack-Ups
  9. It's only because we use child labor in the manufactoring of the pots, that we can afford to put one filled with gold at the end of each and every rainbow for you to find. So when you see a rainbow, stop your effing liberal whining and start your eff
    youknow(maybeyoudont)
    0 Crack-Ups
  10. LSD + Pot = ...
    DanO
    0 Crack-Ups
  11. Noone expected hidden cache of "Weapons of Mass Destruction" would be Skittles flavored.
    mcf
    0 Crack-Ups
  12. Novelty peddlers outside the snake charmers convention.
    Doob
    0 Crack-Ups
  13. Pot grows in piles rather than plants
    JHyphenLuv
    0 Crack-Ups
  14. Rajiv and the 1 man 200 jug band!
    Capt. Badonkadonk
    0 Crack-Ups
  15. Reason number 17 why reheated curry is a very bad idea.
    PoorLilHinduBoy
    0 Crack-Ups
  16. So many places to take a dump and poor Apu was constipated
    Elcritic
    0 Crack-Ups
  17. Warning: balloons made in China are known to contain lead-based paint.
    ts
    0 Crack-Ups
  18. Unaware that people in Delaware don't depend on rainwater for drinking, Prahbat waits eagerly for the monsoon that will never come.
    Czaacoba
    0 Crack-Ups
  19. Roll your own damn Katamari, your highness!
    Madbull
    0 Crack-Ups
  20. India's version of McDonald's Playhouse is not as appealing to their version of children.
    Miggy
    0 Crack-Ups
  21. In an inspiring example of the world maintaining harmony, one company's industrial cargo shipping disaster can become a little third world boy's first chance in weeks to avoid his nightly beatings.
    mostpeople
    0 Crack-Ups
  22. "Lost" jumps the shark.
    Timmy IV
    0 Crack-Ups
  23. "Nice jugs"
    The Rake
    0 Crack-Ups
  24. All that pot, and not ONE bowl!
    noooooo
    0 Crack-Ups
  25. Amal realized Genies only come in lamps not jugs.
    wTHell
    0 Crack-Ups
  26. Attack Of The Molecules!
    destroyah
    0 Crack-Ups
  27. Azim knew his cannabis addiction would one day come back to haunt him.
    Carnival Guy
    0 Crack-Ups
  28. C'mon. Marketting Urns to Homos almost pays itself off.
    Wyatt
    0 Crack-Ups
  29. Congratulations you have been selected to receive two free colorful jugs.
    salesMoe
    0 Crack-Ups
  30. David Wong sodomized that kid.
    John
    0 Crack-Ups
  31. Finally, Khalid was forced to admit that the Ganges river might be too polluted for fishing.
    AllOverBodySpray
    0 Crack-Ups
  32. For some reason, Achmal was bitterly disappointed in his Lotto Jackpot prize...
    DgY
    0 Crack-Ups
  33. Haji was into big juggs.
    goTwoU
    0 Crack-Ups
  34. He liked...big jugs and he couldn't lie
    thewanderer
    0 Crack-Ups
  35. Hindus consider the jar a sacred animal, and thus they are allowed to roam free through the streets of India.
    mike
    0 Crack-Ups
  36. Huck Finn 2025
    Sancho
    0 Crack-Ups
  37. I suggested a little more string to hold them, but what do I know.
    rikitybridge
    0 Crack-Ups
  38. "Help! It's got me in its thin, spidery arms!"
    Ugly Bob
    0 Crack-Ups