Other Craptions

  1. Stamps depicting Elvis during his "Hispanic years" are worth millions.
    plan B
    45 Crack-Ups
  2. Welcome to Elvis World where if you ain't in white pleather, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.
    gello
    17 Crack-Ups
  3. Habib's costume was superior but there was just something about Mark's complexion that tipped the scales in his favor.
    Steve
    14 Crack-Ups
  4. The solo performance of "I Feel Good" was lackluster. The rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" had no sparkle. The duet of "Endless Love", however...
    ts
    14 Crack-Ups
  5. Sotik tried to keep singing, but Bobby's fart was appalling.
    milk is chillin
    12 Crack-Ups
  6. It is common knowledge that most Elvis impersonation contests are judged not upon costumes or singing resemblance, but on how well waxed one's face is into a classic Elvis-grimace.
    stavros
    10 Crack-Ups
  7. Indian actors misinterpret the name "Elvis"; they thought that actors had to be the size of an elf to qualify.
    jewish joke
    9 Crack-Ups
  8. Elvis serenades that one guy from the Planet of the Apes
    wolfheat
    8 Crack-Ups
  9. "When cloning goes wrong"
    Thatguy
    6 Crack-Ups
  10. "Treat me like a fool......."
    7THSON
    4 Crack-Ups
  11. Elvis Presley must be turning in his wheelchair.
    Mimi Jimbo
    2 Crack-Ups
  12. Thats the hairiest chest I've ever seen. It looks like fucking wire.
    Xaneth
    1 Crack-Ups
  13. In a shocking turn of events Las Vegas decided to "outsource" all there Elvis impersonators. Putting dozens of Fat American Elvis out of work.
    Moskau
    1 Crack-Ups
  14. "Love me tender" "big boss man."
    kilgore
    1 Crack-Ups
  15. When choosing a disguise, the most important thing is to be inconspicuous.
    Parcae
    1 Crack-Ups
  16. Two of the contestants in the Annual Fake Orgasm Contest.
    UGGGGGGGGH
    1 Crack-Ups
  17. The winner gets a fried peanut butter and banana samich.
    ben21
    0 Crack-Ups
  18. The first ever Constipated Elvis competition soon became the last.
    fiatboomer
    0 Crack-Ups
  19. The elvis impersonater on the right ended up winning the look alike competition
    Nash
    0 Crack-Ups
  20. Yeah, you snot-cock
    Phelgm
    0 Crack-Ups
  21. Street Fighter 1973 - Roustabout Edition
    Guadalcanal Diary
    0 Crack-Ups
  22. You ain't nothing love but me a tender hounddog.
    Crootzy
    0 Crack-Ups
  23. Spoiler Warning!

    Picture from the final scene of Napoleon Dynamite 2.
    thegw1
    0 Crack-Ups
  24. In this parallel universe, trade shows do not have Booth Babes, they have Booth Elvises!
    J Random
    0 Crack-Ups
  25. Worst Kurt Cobain look a likes, ever!
    Rtd22
    0 Crack-Ups
  26. the imposter elvis's plan worked perfectly, now noone could tell who to shoot, but wait, oh no a singing compitition!
    skatty
    0 Crack-Ups
  27. White noise.
    destroyah
    0 Crack-Ups
  28. The mics weren't even connected to anything. They weren't fooling anyone.
    Choco Taco
    0 Crack-Ups
  29. There shall only be one!
    J
    0 Crack-Ups
  30. The new face of terror. White Crush
    vetlow
    0 Crack-Ups
  31. The only thing missing was Fat Elvis.
    richterscale
    0 Crack-Ups
  32. Thelma and Louise after the sex change.
    bollyW
    0 Crack-Ups
  33. The woman walking in the middle of the Elvi has a face that launched a thousand spaceships.
    SwissElvis
    0 Crack-Ups
  34. Rarely seen footage from Elvis's cameo on "Fantasy Island"
    Owen
    0 Crack-Ups
  35. Publicity shot for Harold and Kumar II.
    SciWed
    0 Crack-Ups
  36. people started to leave when pedro puked on his suit
    demented
    0 Crack-Ups
  37. Elvis found true immortality.Even though the original died off,his split personalities are still around
    gaius nihillus
    0 Crack-Ups
  38. Damn you excessive gravity knee-cap!
    GAM
    0 Crack-Ups
  39. Congratulations you've been selected to receive two free iPod Elvis.
    frognot
    0 Crack-Ups
  40. Carlos's plan to sneak over the border worked flawlessly.
    gatekeeper
    0 Crack-Ups
  41. At the annual psychiatrists convention nobody gave them a second glance:they had seen it all before!
    yellowperil
    0 Crack-Ups
  42. Apollo Creed just couldn't keep up with The King.
    Jhyphenluv
    0 Crack-Ups
  43. And as the beautiful song of Thar'nath continued, passerby stopped and stared in awe. For, from the chest of a midget, a hairy God had been born. So begins our story.
    Earwig
    0 Crack-Ups
  44. American Idol must be really desperate for contestants this year.
    lvsjm
    0 Crack-Ups
  45. Although her cookies were popular, Alexa Rae wasn't having too much success selling her Lifesize Elvis Impersonator statues.
    smitty
    0 Crack-Ups
  46. after miguel farted, his collegue quickly showed him the way to the bathroom before passing out
    KoOkiE
    0 Crack-Ups
  47. Elvis is in the building. Enter at your own risk.
    dangerDunce
    0 Crack-Ups
  48. Even Elvis has a Mini-Me.
    defcon1/2
    0 Crack-Ups
  49. Fake Elvis prayer meeting.
    eatIN
    0 Crack-Ups