Other Craptions

Jun cares about the prosperity of childeren and the preservation of good morals.
Mayla is working off her student loans.
Lee is a paedophile.

They are the day-care workers.

Attempts to subvert the "one child per family" rule by disguising kids as raccoons produced mixed results.

Intent on seizing the valuable young pandanese cubs, the poachers failed to notice the mother and father returning from the hunt.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

China calls cage fighting by another name, but training for it is pretty much the same.

Punching children in the eyes is not big or clever but it sure is funny.

China's breed and release program took a strange turn.

These kids will all play the Pandamonium later in life.

corruption in the panda racing circuit was rife

And you thought they were sending real pandas to all those zoos aroung the world?

In China mascot training begins in preschool.

Final Fantasy just isn't what it used to be.

Asia's new stem cell research department - They just dont make them how the used too!

The trouble with the Pandarace is: Even if you win, you are still a Chinese.

The panda/human crossbreeding program was working. Soon China would have thousands of bamboo eating warriors.

This is how goldsellers begin.

To meet demand in western markets, adoption agencies across Asia have embraced the new Emo accelerated learning program.

Dave could not belive others shared his fetish, but apparently there was an intire buisness devoted to it.

This illegal child boxing racket was really brutal. Many of the infants were forced back into the ring, even after receiving horrific injuries

Meanwhile, in Atlanta, zoologists struggle to figure out why their pair of endangered just won't mate.

help me its not paint...help

SUPER PANDA BATTLE BABY GO!

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is dangerous.

The midgets tried to run, but their swollen eyes and brutalized lower bodies made it an impossible task.

It's Punch a Baby Day! Make sure to aim for the eyes and keep your thumb on the outside of your fist!

As leanne began to moan about her missing panda. Ian turned to chung and had a brainwave.

Cheap Panda rip-offs are the craze on Chinese black markets

panda butt bait.

Giving babies black eyes...and then hiding it with cute panda costumes is wrong in any country.

Dave had to remind himself that things weren't so bad, after all, if he'd been born in Australia he'd be dressed up as a fucking Koala right about now.

When Chinese furries, reproduction and gene splicing collide.

After some experiments went terribly wrong, the Chinese decided not to turn Japanese anime into a sitcom.

In America, you abuse child. In Communist China, you break its legs and black both eyes, then and only then do you abuse it.

This kid is only 5 minutes old meaning that his Mummy's Box is now indeed a Mega Box

Furries begin training at a young age.

Baby Jun struggled to escape from his mutant-panda fetish parents one small crawl at a time, but it was too late. The injection had already started to kick in.

Baby punching never looked better

The proud nation of China slowly began to realise that their latest attempt to achieve international glory might not be able to compete with the popularity of the Japanese concept of Samurai.

Big Trouble in China: The Panda Clone Wars

"The world belongs to you. China's future belongs to you, our pandas of tomorrow." Quotation from Chairman Mao Tse-tung: Little Red Book chapter 30: page 189.

the daycare slogan reads "we won't beat your children. i swear"

No wonder China's human rights codes are so obscene. They even give their children black eyes.

Now that time is money, and slow turtle race is no longer an option, Japanese has found the perfect solution where babysitting is combined with gambling.

While the little ones made a distraction.. The rest of the army moved in unnoticed from the back