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  • 68 Crack Ups
    Avatar The Rake

    Jun cares about the prosperity of childeren and the preservation of good morals.
    Mayla is working off her student loans.
    Lee is a paedophile.

    They are the day-care workers.

  • 38 Crack Ups
    Avatar JayBee

    Attempts to subvert the "one child per family" rule by disguising kids as raccoons produced mixed results.

  • 29 Crack Ups
    Avatar the black knight

    Intent on seizing the valuable young pandanese cubs, the poachers failed to notice the mother and father returning from the hunt.

  • 25 Crack Ups
    Avatar 7THSON

    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

  • 22 Crack Ups
    Avatar Asok_Green

    China calls cage fighting by another name, but training for it is pretty much the same.

  • 20 Crack Ups
    Avatar Russ

    Punching children in the eyes is not big or clever but it sure is funny.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar jakk99

    China's breed and release program took a strange turn.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar LIL

    These kids will all play the Pandamonium later in life.

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar someone

    corruption in the panda racing circuit was rife

  • 6 Crack Ups
    Avatar TchaiTea

    And you thought they were sending real pandas to all those zoos aroung the world?

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar destroyah

    The panda/human crossbreeding program was working. Soon China would have thousands of bamboo eating warriors.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar frognot

    In China mascot training begins in preschool.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar excusesaanallechinezen

    The trouble with the Pandarace is: Even if you win, you are still a Chinese.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Subbers

    Asia's new stem cell research department - They just dont make them how the used too!

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar noooooo

    Final Fantasy just isn't what it used to be.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar milk is chillin

    To meet demand in western markets, adoption agencies across Asia have embraced the new Emo accelerated learning program.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar KittyThePooka

    This is how goldsellers begin.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar skotty

    Dave could not belive others shared his fetish, but apparently there was an intire buisness devoted to it.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar plan B

    Meanwhile, in Atlanta, zoologists struggle to figure out why their pair of endangered just won't mate.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Gakus

    This illegal child boxing racket was really brutal. Many of the infants were forced back into the ring, even after receiving horrific injuries

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar caractacus

    Dave had to remind himself that things weren't so bad, after all, if he'd been born in Australia he'd be dressed up as a fucking Koala right about now.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar deepkick

    panda butt bait.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar andersonwilliam

    The midgets tried to run, but their swollen eyes and brutalized lower bodies made it an impossible task.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kshipley

    help me its not paint...help

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar StealthMerc

    SUPER PANDA BATTLE BABY GO!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dintlow

    Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is dangerous.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mrtitoman

    Cheap Panda rip-offs are the craze on Chinese black markets

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TwistedMonkey

    Giving babies black eyes...and then hiding it with cute panda costumes is wrong in any country.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mariam67

    It's Punch a Baby Day! Make sure to aim for the eyes and keep your thumb on the outside of your fist!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Scoot

    As leanne began to moan about her missing panda. Ian turned to chung and had a brainwave.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar popo

    In America, you abuse child. In Communist China, you break its legs and black both eyes, then and only then do you abuse it.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar Viking

    Furries begin training at a young age.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar ojo the joj

    the daycare slogan reads "we won't beat your children. i swear"

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar sake7

    "The world belongs to you. China's future belongs to you, our pandas of tomorrow." Quotation from Chairman Mao Tse-tung: Little Red Book chapter 30: page 189.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar orDuhUp

    Big Trouble in China: The Panda Clone Wars

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar cs5

    No wonder China's human rights codes are so obscene. They even give their children black eyes.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar asdf

    Baby Jun struggled to escape from his mutant-panda fetish parents one small crawl at a time, but it was too late. The injection had already started to kick in.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar et

    While the little ones made a distraction.. The rest of the army moved in unnoticed from the back

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar Uncle Duncle

    The proud nation of China slowly began to realise that their latest attempt to achieve international glory might not be able to compete with the popularity of the Japanese concept of Samurai.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar polar bear

    Now that time is money, and slow turtle race is no longer an option, Japanese has found the perfect solution where babysitting is combined with gambling.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar Vee-tee-oh!

    When Chinese furries, reproduction and gene splicing collide.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar Diablo

    After some experiments went terribly wrong, the Chinese decided not to turn Japanese anime into a sitcom.

  • 0 Crack Ups
    Avatar Yuccadude

    Baby punching never looked better

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    Avatar IAMB

    This kid is only 5 minutes old meaning that his Mummy's Box is now indeed a Mega Box

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