Craptions Classics September 28, 2007

Everyone hoped Sean would adjust to real society after being raised by cats. But every trip to the beach just ended in embarrassment.

platypus

Other Craptions

Willem Dafoe's parents warned him what would happen when the wind changed, he didn't listen.

Owen

Dad and Mom were underwhelmed, Timmy was horrified, Grandma thought it was kinda cool, and the lonely, fat guy in the background started jacking off to it.

Scrape

The onset of seal-clubbing season disrupts another family outing to the beach.

President Scroob

Another beautiful day in Ireland.

Sim

Without warning, Timmy started teething.

cs5

Big George hoped no one would think he was with "them".

dangerDunce

All their lives, they all tried not to stare at Aunt Maude's burnt half of her face. Little Bobby took a peek and regretted it instantly.

SciWed

The exact moment when young Christopher Walken turned to the Dark Side.

Profligate

FOR THE HORDE!

Mr G

"Damn it. I told you not to feed him after midnight."

chris

Onlookers' hearts melted as the family of stranded whales was gently urged back out to sea.

But Timmy's dad was Japanese.

milk is chillin

"Oh Timmy, look at that beautiful tornado coming right to us!"

et

Two minutes ago they were standing in their trailer.

whodini

Cry of the Banshee!!!!!

crasOne
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