Craptions Classics September 24, 2007

"Of course the rocket isn't following me," Petrov reassured himself, "that would be silly."

Profligate

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Following a truth in advertising lawsuit, the newest nerf weapons are exactly as extreme as they say they are.

KittyThePooka

Russia decides to purchase their new train engines from the ACME corporation.

Crumpets McBritish

"Yes Sir. Directly at Dane Cook, Sir."

mostpeople

With his new tricked-out ride, no one would ever accuse Yuri of having a small penis again.

Comrade

The debate on who was going to light the fuse continued.

flowBax

"Well, what does it do?"
"It allows us to trade music for free."
"We already have that."
"Yes, but when RIAA comes for this one, we have a little surprise for them."

Ugly Bob

...and the fact that your guns say "replica" across the side of 'em... and the fact that my gun says "ICBM no. 114" across the side of it... should precipitate your balls into shrinkin'.

AllOverBodySpray

Vlads barbeques never left anything to chance

JHyphenLuv

The Russians' plan to impregnate the Moon was underway.

Cheese

Gustav took a moment to consider things. He decided it was the most festively decorated rocket train he had ever seen.

schroeder

Victor is constantly haunted by the visage of nuclear annihilation, and not the way hippies are.

Mike

Santa's new sleigh substitutes JP-12 rocket engines for reindeer, allowing him to both deliver toys to all the good children and independently targeted warheads to all the commie children.

niccmg

By starving their population for months, the Russian government produced enough money to create the worlds fastest train.

BJL

whered the second go

steve-o
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