Craptions Classics September 22, 2007

The King of Naboo was taken far less seriously at senate meetings.

Owen

Other Craptions

Thanks, Dad. I can't wait to suppress this memory until I eventually take it out violently on loved ones.

Sam

If you thought "Full House" was the end of Bob Saget's career in family television, you thought wrong.

Fenix

Fear me, X-MEN! for I am THE BUBBLER!

Twofus

How do you define abstinence.

vetlow

Wtf is wrong with my wand?

et

"Yeah, I did drop a lot of acid in the 70s. Why do you ask?"

Ronsonic

In high school, the kids laughed at Jerry and said bubble making was for losers. Well, who's laughing now?

strats

After practicing his routines in front of the mirror, Paul McKenna regretted using "hello" as the key word...

emossy

when creating your disguise for a bank robbery, remember to take police lineups into account.

james

Gay Rap never caught on.

harveyK

At eHarmony.com we match you based on the deep dimensions of compatibility essential for a meaningful realationship.

Make me!

After having promiscuous sex with so many partners Becky's genital warts had spread to her entire body.

lackofsoup

The Good Witch of the South, while not as beautiful or as powerful as his northern counterpart, was definitely more entertaining.

RickshawChampion

Without warning, Bill's skull was split open by a falling pinyata.

GoatBoy
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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