Craptions Classics September 20, 2007

As Alabama's educational system broke down, verbal and written communication ceased altogether, being replaced by a system of gestures, grunts and whistles.

Secretary of Education

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His plan was perfect.

Nobody would suspect he was a terrorist...

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Sweden took surprisingly well to the US takeover.

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After 28 fatalities, 137 injuries, and countless lawsuits, the school board decided that maybe their new crossing guard didn't really know what he was doing.

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Al waved his little flag as hard as he could, but he could not change the imminent march of the giant Swedish flag.

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It's a little know fact that Papa Smurf campaigned as a liberal lobbyist in his early years.

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The lesser known 5th horseman of the apocalypse.

Ferd

The Wachowski brothers eventually came to agree that Neo would look more badass if the rest of the costume matched the glasses.

Parcae

This is my special "Uncle Sam Rape Whistle"

BGumRocketship

Dual-citizenship: pick a side.

Absolutely_yes

Despite it being blatantly obvious, nobody at the costume party guessed he was supposed to be Bluebeard.

GoatBoy

The new Captain America movie really sucked

Anarschism

The first draft at "localizing" Ronald McDonald for the European market was less than subtle.

J Random

The American, futuristic version of "The 300" didn't go over as well.

vasrchr

Jim never understood why no one would invite him anywhere.

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