Craptions Classics September 18, 2007

If only you weren't a jew dog.

El_Travose

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In 2011, Apple announces their newest entertainment device, priced at $1,299: iDog: Because we're totally fucking out of ideas.

gunghofriends

No Mr. Bigsby,I expect you....to die.

one-two

Cindy eventually found her market niche selling lap-size pets for super villains.

M.o.B.

"I'm you...from the future.
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HAHAHA I'm kidding. You're just incredibly fucked-up on LSD right now!"

Buddy Christ

"So that's how they make the Secret Sauce!"

theotherwaldo

Obviously a fake. Asians don't have reflections.

mostpeople

Aww, don't look at me like that. I promise microwaves are good for you!

angusthefuzz

Due to a spelling mistake on the cover of the script, Robert Gurney initially spends millions filming, "Terrier from the Year 5,000."

Evilman

unleash the nemesis

The Show

"Take me to your leader's leg."

Ron A.

OK, now little dog, you must power the entire planet. Godspeed!

timeflies

FINISH HIM!!!

Dimitri

Schrodinger's little-known "dog bubble" experiment proved to be pointless, but adorable.

paleo2002
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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