Craptions Classics September 11, 2007

The unfortunate Bentfish are easy prey for native fishermen, as they swim endlessly in hexagons.

Asok

Other Craptions

Fish-hats: Hats so stylish that nearby children will be compelled fondle their balls.

Washburne

Thank God I was here to save him! This poor animal nearly drowned!

Mason Stormchild

To the other villagers, the problem wasn't what he attempted with the fish, but rather the way he barbecued his hang-glider.

schroeder

my mom packs the worst lunches....

rogo

REAL men kill fish by headbutting them.

StantheGarbageMan

It wasn't until it began growing gills that Jhadin finally decided to have the strange growth on his head looked at.

Iluvatar

Bend it like Abdul!

Jimmy

Old Man and the What The Fuck Is That

Tom Mcgreevy

Watching Mungabu's brash displays of masculine prowess from afar, Ungala furtively touched her vagina...

Stevedave

"Kids in Africa don't even have broccoli to eat."
-American motivational proverb

"Kids in Somalia don't even have buckets to carry on their heads."
-African motivational proverb

ts

"...And that, my friends, is why I can [i]never[/i] go back to Seaworld.

Vlad

"Back off Mon! This is my sex fish!"

Matteo

Hemingways lost novel "The young man and the sea," while less popular, does contain much wiser advice on fishing.

nick
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