Craptions Classics September 09, 2007

Even Waldo doesn't know where the fuck he is right now.

Anonymouse

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He had been warned not to wear shoes in the pool.

Pilomotor

Who else has something to say about my Speedo?

destroyah

Look closely. People standing around rigidly and talking, one inexplicably nude man, another apparently dead in the middle of the party... This is the World of Warcraft.

ts

In the diving contest, Robert was sure to win, as his opponent Billy had missed the pool.

Xaneth

Meanwhile, Murray stood there in his speedo hoping someone "his type" would fall unconcious out of the pool

Napkin

When the only person willing to help you is a pantless man at a public pool, you're in deep shit.

Nickems

James learned the hard way that "No Diving" works both ways.

schroeder

A dead body by the water slide just means the ride will be even more kick-ass.

rikitybridge

In the hope that pantless middle aged men were like bears, Jim dived to the ground and prayed to god he looked dead.

Blaow

Who else wants to try making me put on pants?

RLS

Charlie was in luck; no one seemed to notice this dead man, but Charlie did, and he also noticed the wallet sticking out of the guy's pants...

Ki

If you insist on running by the pool, at least don't run with scissors. That's just asking for trouble.

Horatio

Danny wanted to be buried at sea, but this was all he could afford.

sake7

Fred was happy. He was finally going to get his gerbil back.

Smithy
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