"Hold perfectly still!" George Lucas shouted. "All the acting will be added later in the green screen behind you."
Who does your nails?
The noogie defender had but one weakness: wet willies.
"Dammit Bill, you installed the spikes on the wrong side of the torture cap. Again.
Wolverine's brother had a slightly less badass power
My Penis: An Autobiography.
This is what happens when you think too hard.
The new Wi-Fi helm bridges any wireless signals, feeding major bandwidth to all your wireless accessories.
You're gonna look great, Bjork! Seriously. Now let me just finish up your make-up, and then you can put on the hedgehog-dress . . .
Looks like someone got nailed last night.
"Now be careful not to mess up my face paint or I'll just look ridiculous."
"I said to make him look like a STREET urchin!"
"And if I touch this button here, your helmet will invert"
Yes he is from Pinnsylvania.
What a Fucking Pinhead