Craptions Classics September 08, 2007

"Hold perfectly still!" George Lucas shouted. "All the acting will be added later in the green screen behind you."

JabberBody

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Who does your nails?

eur0

The noogie defender had but one weakness: wet willies.

ts

"Dammit Bill, you installed the spikes on the wrong side of the torture cap. Again.

KamTheMan

Wolverine's brother had a slightly less badass power

JT

My Penis: An Autobiography.

Loo ka tm e.

This is what happens when you think too hard.

Thumbtack

The new Wi-Fi helm bridges any wireless signals, feeding major bandwidth to all your wireless accessories.

Shado

You're gonna look great, Bjork! Seriously. Now let me just finish up your make-up, and then you can put on the hedgehog-dress . . .

HomerJ

Looks like someone got nailed last night.

Sir MoonMilk

"Now be careful not to mess up my face paint or I'll just look ridiculous."

Lena

"I said to make him look like a STREET urchin!"

Stringbean

"And if I touch this button here, your helmet will invert"

HBF

Yes he is from Pinnsylvania.

kelOgg

What a Fucking Pinhead

dman
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