Other Craptions

  1. "For the last goddamned time- THERE IS NO WHOPFLOPPLE ELEMENTARY!"
    schroeder
    348 Crack-Ups
  2. Bill had set his watch alarm to vibrate.
    anonomo
    100 Crack-Ups
  3. McDonalds answer to the iPhone proved to be a big success on trading floors all around the world.
    Robobeast
    69 Crack-Ups
  4. John was feeling the effects of too much lead paint in his Fisher Price phone.
    Guzmundo
    59 Crack-Ups
  5. Whenever he's having panic attacks on the trading floor, Bob deals with it by Judo-chopping his problems away.
    Anonymouse
    53 Crack-Ups
  6. "'This high'? How high is 'this high', you moron?"
    random letters
    44 Crack-Ups
  7. I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT! NO! I SAID A TEA--! A TEAPOT! HELLO?!?!?
    ScottScarsdale
    33 Crack-Ups
  8. NO IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SPECIAL OFFER!!
    lachlan to the roberts
    21 Crack-Ups
  9. Hat!
    Yuccadude
    18 Crack-Ups
  10. The rest of the team laughed at Harry, when he found out what the FPO tag they gave him stood for. He was Fucking Pissed Off.
    Vladimir
    10 Crack-Ups
  11. "Will you all shut the fuck up, please? I'm on the phone!"
    2MuchTime
    7 Crack-Ups
  12. "I know what fucking sound the cow makes! Put Hector on, now!"
    polykleitos
    4 Crack-Ups
  13. FUCK ME! How do you just ACCIDENTALY delete my Lvl 70 Ranger on WoW!?!?! I spent 576.6 hours leveling that fucker!
    StealthMerc
    2 Crack-Ups
  14. Yeah...yeah...FUCKING SHIT IS RIGHT, BUDDY!
    Gamer.Elite
    2 Crack-Ups
  15. YAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN. Calm down dude we havn't even started yet.
    kshipley
    2 Crack-Ups
  16. FPO Fucking Pissed Off
    47571660
    1 Crack-Ups
  17. Unfortunately, Dave mistook Tim's signs to 'sell' with the universal sign language phrase 'Your hairpiece is askew'.
    nirot
    1 Crack-Ups
  18. God damnit!! I told you the waffles will burn!! NO YOU IDIOT I TOLD U 3 MINUTES NOT 4 HOURS.....WHATS THAT!! YOU BURNT PANCAKES TOO! FUCK YOU! DIVORCE
    wtflolpwndbbq
    1 Crack-Ups
  19. how the hell could you let me leave the house with my bald sport showing
    joeb
    1 Crack-Ups
  20. I told you never fucking call me at work! .... Oh hello mom.
    ultraMo
    1 Crack-Ups
  21. I told you to steal home plate!! God damn it!!
    vdk44
    1 Crack-Ups
  22. No, don't tell me who was voted off "American Idol", I have it teevo'd. Wait,I said, don't... AAGGHH!!
    Absolutely_yes
    1 Crack-Ups
  23. If you got off the phone and actually looked at me you'd see that I can rub my belly counterclockwise while I tap my head... I'm the fucking champion!!
    sls521
    1 Crack-Ups
  24. If you're happy and you know it pat your head...
    kshipley
    1 Crack-Ups
  25. is it just me or does it look like he just hit the guy on his right somewere sore
    markk
    1 Crack-Ups
  26. Eight and a half years after he bought 500,000 shares of it at $180.00 a share, Rick attempted to unload all his shares of ice cubes.com at market, or .00001. He had no offers until he agreed to throw in a pile of money "this high."
    Hamper
    1 Crack-Ups
  27. YES, I CAN HERE YOU FUCKING NOW!
    bushbasher42
    1 Crack-Ups
  28. DAS IST NEIN STACKENBLOCKEN!
    AgentArchAngel
    1 Crack-Ups
  29. "HEY COME HERE! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT MY TOY PHONE!!!"
    Matthemus
    1 Crack-Ups
  30. TO THE WINDOW!!!!TO WALL!!!!TO THE SWEAT DRIP FROM MA BA.....hi is Alan there thanks?
    Mick
    1 Crack-Ups
  31. The macarena? Fucking RIGHT NOW? I'M USING FUCKING TWO PHONES AND YOU ASK ME TO DO THE MACARENA?
    Flash_Flash
    1 Crack-Ups
  32. FPO = Fuckin pissed off
    meatmuffins
    1 Crack-Ups
  33. "HE`S THIS TALL AND HE HAS WHITE TEETH!!!" Johnny always tries to find the best stocks at the market..
    jelac
    1 Crack-Ups
  34. FUCK ME!!!! I COULD HAVE HAD A V-8!!!! www.NeilsNotes.com
    Ranger
    1 Crack-Ups
  35. What do you mean you bought stock FoxTV?
    GoatBoy
    1 Crack-Ups
  36. WHAT DO YA MEAN "THE SCI-FI CONVENTION IS CANCELED"?
    BadassBabe99
    1 Crack-Ups
  37. What else you got in there, boy?
    bsonline
    1 Crack-Ups
  38. Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
    Achtung
    0 Crack-Ups
  39. Where will you be when your Ferrari is stolen?
    rePoJo
    0 Crack-Ups
  40. No I don't want to answer a few questions for a fucking free subscription to Netsmeg Magazine, which every month features a 2 page article and 327 pages of advertisements!
    deth_nell
    0 Crack-Ups
  41. Mom I've got an owie on my hand!
    jakk99
    0 Crack-Ups
  42. Shut up guys! It's my wife and she thinks I'm at work not at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
    evan oops
    0 Crack-Ups
  43. ok im patting my head and screaming like a monkey how much longer till i win a priza?
    eliah
    0 Crack-Ups
  44. Trip low, decapitate high.
    winkihed
    0 Crack-Ups
  45. Telemarketing centres, Latvian style.

    I KNOW IT IS FUCKING DINNER TIME YOU MORON, DON'T FUCKING HANG UP ON ME OR I WILL BITCH SLAP YOUR MOTHER
    Flingebunt
    0 Crack-Ups
  46. Sleeping gas had be released into the operations center and only Frank P Oliver had gotten the word.
    frognot
    0 Crack-Ups
  47. Shoot, Heck, Darn!
    mako
    0 Crack-Ups
  48. This is Sparta!
    socRates
    0 Crack-Ups
  49. Saturday afternoon, September 1, 2007, Michigan Stadium.
    7THSON
    0 Crack-Ups