Robobeast
McDonalds answer to the iPhone proved to be a big success on trading floors all around the world.
Guzmundo
John was feeling the effects of too much lead paint in his Fisher Price phone.
Anonymouse
Whenever he's having panic attacks on the trading floor, Bob deals with it by Judo-chopping his problems away.
Vladimir
The rest of the team laughed at Harry, when he found out what the FPO tag they gave him stood for. He was Fucking Pissed Off.
StealthMerc
FUCK ME! How do you just ACCIDENTALY delete my Lvl 70 Ranger on WoW!?!?! I spent 576.6 hours leveling that fucker!
sls521
If you got off the phone and actually looked at me you'd see that I can rub my belly counterclockwise while I tap my head... I'm the fucking champion!!
nirot
Unfortunately, Dave mistook Tim's signs to 'sell' with the universal sign language phrase 'Your hairpiece is askew'.
jelac
"HE`S THIS TALL AND HE HAS WHITE TEETH!!!" Johnny always tries to find the best stocks at the market..
Mick
TO THE WINDOW!!!!TO WALL!!!!TO THE SWEAT DRIP FROM MA BA.....hi is Alan there thanks?
wtflolpwndbbq
God damnit!! I told you the waffles will burn!! NO YOU IDIOT I TOLD U 3 MINUTES NOT 4 HOURS.....WHATS THAT!! YOU BURNT PANCAKES TOO! FUCK YOU! DIVORCE
Flash_Flash
The macarena? Fucking RIGHT NOW? I'M USING FUCKING TWO PHONES AND YOU ASK ME TO DO THE MACARENA?
Hamper
Eight and a half years after he bought 500,000 shares of it at $180.00 a share, Rick attempted to unload all his shares of ice cubes.com at market, or .00001. He had no offers until he agreed to throw in a pile of money "this high."
Absolutely_yes
No, don't tell me who was voted off "American Idol", I have it teevo'd. Wait,I said, don't... AAGGHH!!
GeorgeVIII
"Cut the conspiracy theory talk on Diana's death, we are tired of it." said the French Police Officer
evan oops
Shut up guys! It's my wife and she thinks I'm at work not at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
frognot
Sleeping gas had be released into the operations center and only Frank P Oliver had gotten the word.
Choco Taco
Even though it's common knowledge that yawns are contageous, Fred tried with all his might to cover his, but it was too late; the yawn plague would continue...
Wasn't Me
"DOMO ARIGATO, MISTER ROBOTO!!!"
(Just another day in New York and Tokyo stock exchange relations...)
thapto
"All right! I'm patting my head! I have to rub my stomach now?! Fuck! At the same time!? Godammit, the guy next to me gets a hand's free phone to yawn, and i get this?!"
captain awesome
Ever since Fucking Phone Orgasms dropped their price to $179, they were busy as hell.
s
"What! You want me to pat my head and rub my belly at the same time! But you can't even see me, its- ok, ok I'll do it..."
Wyatt
"I don't care what your gimmick is or who fell for it. This is a private number!" Jim shouted.
He felt like toys for tots was getting pushier each year.
Flingebunt
Telemarketing centres, Latvian style.
I KNOW IT IS FUCKING DINNER TIME YOU MORON, DON'T FUCKING HANG UP ON ME OR I WILL BITCH SLAP YOUR MOTHER
Duba
One contestant rallies all his might at the "Jaw Breaker International Chew Off"...
seiclseass
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Urse
Sam yawned and Horhe just turned away as John went into another buy sell frenzy into his toy phone, but when the spit hit Sam in the forehead? Blood ensued
Fucktard
"Captain Suctioncup is underrated..." groaned the bored man to his left, "or maybe sperm is just TOO funny for them to understand."
Appahman
“Jerry starts to feel the effects of the lead paint on his Fischer Price “I wanna be a stock broker” phone…”
Frank Kool
After his third burn-out, Johny decided to make a full-time career of exaggerating the awesomeness of his acronym to random callers at work.
eliah
ok im patting my head and screaming like a monkey how much longer till i win a priza?
deth_nell
No I don't want to answer a few questions for a fucking free subscription to Netsmeg Magazine, which every month features a 2 page article and 327 pages of advertisements!
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