Craptions Classics August 30, 2007

All the other Camels laughed at Howard, because he was a helicopter.

Ekim

Other Craptions

The last time the Army had attacked the orphanage with helicopter gunships, everyone in the media exclaimed, "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"

This time, they did.

asdf

The US Army took a different approach to camoflauge in the Middle East

JHyphenluv

combined with Dolphin the Submarine and and Kangaroo the Tank, this was going to be the most fun war EVER.

Handy_pants

To cheer up flood victims, FEMA spent $50,000,000.00 paintng the rescue helicopters.

nutMe

The French army relied heavily on the element of surprise.

winkihed

The distracted children never spotted the hippotankamus

Doob

Yes, your honor. We believe Apache Helicopters are marketed toward children.

JRB

The camo had worked, everyone was confused, some saw a camel, some a giraffe, one poor soul even saw the French!

yuckE

How can you craptioneers not tell the difference between a camel, a kangaroo, and a fucking giraffe??

Seriously.....

Dick Cheney goes on safari.

capt k

After seeing the massive destruction that he had caused, even the helicopter had to shed a tear.

Hot Wheels

The camels were done with this zoo and after constructing a helicopter from food pellets they were off to the Middle East.

Yuri

Everyone laughed about my Giraffe fetish - but I'll show them . . .

vpunk

I betcha' never seen a camal fly before...

A-Speg
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