Other Craptions

Regardless, John kept paddling.

After shouting at the floodwater for 6 hours to go away, the town theorized that if water couldn't hear, it could certainly read.

Tim had paddled long and hard, and he had finally found the G-spot.

PWOT readers were shocked when the next craption failed to arrive.

It would seem the protestors had got their way.

They couldn't find enough letters for "ADEQUATE" or "SUFFICIENT," and hoped this wouldn't be taken the wrong way.

Noah's canoe just wasn't big enough to save all the humans.

Having missed the Ark, Noah's brother Frank arranged a last-ditch plea to God--whose middle name, apparently, is Gordon.

You can lead hippies into a river, but you can't make them like it.

God said; "Let there be rain", but the people were strangely negative.

At the rally to ban "dihydrogen monoxide".

Sadly, Sesame Street had to be cancelled after the letters that had sponsored the show for so many years decided to go on strike.

"CAN'T" and "GET" were unfortunately left out of this picture of the International Flood Lover's Association's annual parade.

They were broke and the sign was supposed to say SEND DOUGH. But the S fell in the pond and both of the D's were late.

John and Dave, this isn't a caption, but please put more pictures up.

All the townfolk had to say was "when" and the rain would stop.

The guy in the kayak's been showin off for days, it was time to let him know.

No one knew exactly who Gordon was, but they'd be damned if he wasn't going to CO2 it

Unfortunately for the crowd, Gordon, having failed High School Chemistry, H2O'd it instead.

Mark had tried to kayak around the world six times. Now his family had just one word for him.

Gordon paused. Perhaps he had misinterpreted Mary's rejections of his earlier marraige proposals.

The scared people of the world tried to make it clear to Tim Allen what they felt about the Santa Clause Movies

You can lead protesters to water but its awfully hard to drown them

In the sequel "Pied Piper: The Retirement Years"; the mysterious wanderer finds kicks by turning his sights on protesters

After the 16th - 2x4 induced orgasm... Rosie O'Donnell's diaphragm screams in protest! www.NeilsNotes.com

if there's one thing people along the mississippi hate, it's hippy kayakers clogging up the filthy water.

Try as they might, they could not get Gordon to "CO2 it!"...He was, after all, "Al4 it".

He was relieved to know that he wasn't the only gay in the village

Global warming payed no notice. Mother Earth; a bitch indeed.

You idiots, David Wong wants an apology before the marathon ceases!

The protest was going smoothly until Bobby got his head stuck in the O.

The protest had just enough people.

The people of Enough, Tx developed their own version of the Hollywood sign.

The Man in the Kayak Smiled.
The River will claim them soon.

This time if Gordon got the message his kayaking days were over.

When the pool is full give me a sign.

The villiagers could only watch in horror as Steve paddled away as hard as he could, while dan held on to the H the most valuable of all the letters.

Unfortunately, the 'One Hug' can fix anything campaign didnt look like itd be too effective in towns with floods, especially for these illiterate bastards

The sign was correct; hell was indeed floody, making it the first well informed and thought out protest sign in human history. More after sports.

When enough people get to the water's edge, you're going to have trouble.

Thus, with a quick paddle to the groin, agent Smith subverted the protesters' message.

When Johnny Beatdown got a hold of the double bladed paddle, no activist would survive.

They said "enough", but the water didn´t care.

They just had enough of pedophiles but couldn't catch them because they kept escaping in kayaks.

When David Letterman attempted to kayak on his vaction, Californians would have none of it.

the guy above 'G' looks like my mate

The flood quickly swept away the people carrying E, G, and H, leaving it's clear response.

Have you saved enough for a rainy day?

Gordon watch out, angry protestors have now learned to walk on water!

Everybody came out in support of their favorite letter. But when they got together it spelled disaster, well not exactly disaster, but close enough.