Craptions

Aug 18th, 2007

NPG

Regardless, John kept paddling.

Wax

After shouting at the floodwater for 6 hours to go away, the town theorized that if water couldn't hear, it could certainly read.

Some Musings

Tim had paddled long and hard, and he had finally found the G-spot.

El G

PWOT readers were shocked when the next craption failed to arrive.

It would seem the protestors had got their way.

rikitybridge

They couldn't find enough letters for "ADEQUATE" or "SUFFICIENT," and hoped this wouldn't be taken the wrong way.

Hatta

Noah's canoe just wasn't big enough to save all the humans.

Scrape

Having missed the Ark, Noah's brother Frank arranged a last-ditch plea to God--whose middle name, apparently, is Gordon.

Whonoyahoo

You can lead hippies into a river, but you can't make them like it.

serial masochist

God said; "Let there be rain", but the people were strangely negative.

Mason Stormchild

At the rally to ban "dihydrogen monoxide".

Hot Wheels

Sadly, Sesame Street had to be cancelled after the letters that had sponsored the show for so many years decided to go on strike.

Choco Taco

"CAN'T" and "GET" were unfortunately left out of this picture of the International Flood Lover's Association's annual parade.

sake7

They were broke and the sign was supposed to say SEND DOUGH. But the S fell in the pond and both of the D's were late.

Enough

John and Dave, this isn't a caption, but please put more pictures up.

dwiggs

All the townfolk had to say was "when" and the rain would stop.

Lighter juice

The guy in the kayak's been showin off for days, it was time to let him know.

Cleaverson

No one knew exactly who Gordon was, but they'd be damned if he wasn't going to CO2 it

rimshot

Mark had tried to kayak around the world six times. Now his family had just one word for him.

mo

Unfortunately for the crowd, Gordon, having failed High School Chemistry, H2O'd it instead.

hed

Gordon paused. Perhaps he had misinterpreted Mary's rejections of his earlier marraige proposals.

Crispy Chicken

In the sequel "Pied Piper: The Retirement Years"; the mysterious wanderer finds kicks by turning his sights on protesters

megoodatengish

The scared people of the world tried to make it clear to Tim Allen what they felt about the Santa Clause Movies

nirot

Global warming payed no notice. Mother Earth; a bitch indeed.

awdragon

if there's one thing people along the mississippi hate, it's hippy kayakers clogging up the filthy water.

barfly

He was relieved to know that he wasn't the only gay in the village

Ranger

After the 16th - 2x4 induced orgasm... Rosie O'Donnell's diaphragm screams in protest! www.NeilsNotes.com

nirot

Try as they might, they could not get Gordon to "CO2 it!"...He was, after all, "Al4 it".

Josh Lops

You can lead protesters to water but its awfully hard to drown them

mako

When the pool is full give me a sign.

Momo

How much water does it take to go kayaking?

destroyah

Is this red enough for you?

Humpty

It's just too much.

downR

Is this big enough for you.

gello

As Bill paddled by, he wondered, would enough be enough?

HOG2

It was a fragile act - protesting in the middle of a flood without losing their "don't bathe" cred.

bench

Unfortunately, the 'One Hug' can fix anything campaign didnt look like itd be too effective in towns with floods, especially for these illiterate bastards

JuanZack

They just had enough of pedophiles but couldn't catch them because they kept escaping in kayaks.

buBye

The protest was going smoothly until Bobby got his head stuck in the O.

dr frank

This time if Gordon got the message his kayaking days were over.

bigB

Have you saved enough for a rainy day?

brock

As hard as he kayaked, he couldn't escape the terrible Jennifer Lopez movies

arcadia

Enough just wasn't Enough without an exclamation mark

D.

"Oh cry me a river" said the man to the boy.

7THSON

The citizens of Milwaukee demand new laws against flooding.

stalecracker

Everybody came out in support of their favorite letter. But when they got together it spelled disaster, well not exactly disaster, but close enough.

kippers

Hot enough for ya?

maven

The people of Enough, Tx developed their own version of the Hollywood sign.

nutNow

When enough people get to the water's edge, you're going to have trouble.

tikLme

The protest had just enough people.

Spinster

Since it wasn't certain when it should stop, the water needed helpers to control the flood.

asdf

The sign was correct; hell was indeed floody, making it the first well informed and thought out protest sign in human history. More after sports.

Wily

You idiots, David Wong wants an apology before the marathon ceases!

B21

"We get it, Bob. You fix things. You don't have to ask us if it's fixable. We know."

Olivander

Not even Santa and Optimus Prime could save this protest from being nonspecific.

NO U

The flood quickly swept away the people carrying E, G, and H, leaving it's clear response.

winkihed

"Kevin Smith holding a 'H'! Best protest ever!!"

poingdongplop

Noah looked behind in shame, the ENOUGH team were able to save the whole of the endangered 'Gordon Co2 it'-sign species. Whereas Noah only save a common paddle.

qwertzuiopü

They said "enough", but the water didn´t care.

btl

'G' just wasn't all that into it.

OH Billy

The villiagers could only watch in horror as Steve paddled away as hard as he could, while dan held on to the H the most valuable of all the letters.

J Random

After the Political Correctness Committee got through with Gandalf, his anti-Ringwraith spell was a lot less effective.

The Todd

That's not what the "N" was saying to me last night. Oh yeah! Hot-Protester-Five!

makeglove

The annual march of anti-ambient music group "Eno, ugh." was nearly postponed due to excessive flooding.

bibhnarp

the guy above 'G' looks like my mate

Figment

Thus, with a quick paddle to the groin, agent Smith subverted the protesters' message.

TheNextDylan

When David Letterman attempted to kayak on his vaction, Californians would have none of it.

Anonymous

e NO U gh

humina

Pick up the 'g', damn you! I've had enough!

Shujiro

Gordon watch out, angry protestors have now learned to walk on water!

egnarOelpruP

The Man in the Kayak Smiled.
The River will claim them soon.

oooooooooooooh Snap!

When Johnny Beatdown got a hold of the double bladed paddle, no activist would survive.