Craptions Classics August 15, 2007

No, it's a horse field.


Other Craptions

It was a great show right up until the horse took a shit while galloping full-out. Then it was spectacular.

All Over Bodyspray

"Well, sir knight, it seems that you have underestimated me, and now you're trapped in an unbreakable force field."
"But... you're just a little girl!"
"I wouldn't use what little air I have on untimely epiphanies."


"Well Horse, this is another fine situation you've got us in."


"I know I spoil her, but watching pretty things suffocate is all that makes her happy anymore!"


The Sergeant would later regret his assertion that "Air-holes are for wimps"


Mattel's new toy for kids. With the catchy logo "Let's see them swallow this."


The original propulsion systems for the Death Star were somewhat less effective. Then again, so was the original cannon, but let's not get into that.


Hank took a deep breath and gripped the reigns tightly. If it was that last thing he did, he was going to do a loop with that horse.


Billy was certain that this was the weirdest fucking bubble he ever blew.


Behind every great horseman in a bubble, is a pushy woman.


That's no moon!


Katamari Damacy just keeps getting weirder and weirder with every new release...


well, there's your problem.


Al Gore: "And this is an approximation of how the globe will look in 10 years if global warming persists..."
Crowd: *GASP!*
Al Gore: "Now you see how serious this is..."

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