Craptions Classics August 10, 2007

You must be this tall to Heil Hitler.

Sergio Machismo

Other Craptions

SOLD!, to the little girl right there! He'll make a fine slave, little lady!

Xaneth

The fake beard, top hat, and heeled shoes didn't fool anyone. He wasn't tall enough to ride, either.

Tie

Emma: Later tonight we'll return and saw a section out of his femur.
Brandon: And tomorrow we ride.

sonic

The pedophile didn't dare make a sound. The disguise had worked perfectly, and he knew he's only get one chance at this.

BebopZaibatsu

you must be this tall to salute hitler

AnderX

That's what she said.

dbjarceneaux

You must be this tall to get the beating of a lifetime.

jgibbsjr

Just curious, where did you get that crotch-rubbing kneck tie?

kshipley

if you are this big then i am not interested in kidnapping and raping you

smcgrady2006

you're barely short enough to enter neverland ranch, enjoy the ride of your life

broccolee

Great! I only rape children shorter than my arm.

jgibbsjr

GRYFFINDOR!

Cappy

Seconds before young Bobby Winder was ruthlessly beaten to death by a porcelain statue.

Notyourface

(sign translation) Must be 120cm tall to enter the firing range. (little girl) It's okay Gunther, you can shoot Jews next year. Let's get a Shnittzle.

kshipley
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