Craptions Classics August 07, 2007

"Hey guys, I dropped my contact...help me beat the shit out of it."

Jolly Swagman

Other Craptions

At the California Republican Primaries.

Iluvatar

They were all in place, and the ritual to summon He-Man had begun.

G. Lucifer

I think I speak for everyone when I say that nobody expected the final Harry Potter book to end like this...

Vincent

The International Constipation Marathon enters its 98th hour.

Poop

You put your right bicep in, you put your right bicep out, you do the hokie pokie and you shake it all... Hamid! What the fuck? This no time for a freestyle!!!!

rattled bassoon

John wasn't impressed. He could shit a better body than the guys next to him

fodder

Only when the three Tony Danza's align will the leader show his true bright red form

grreat

I once hugged a man thiiiiis tight!

dmcstars

Its easy to spot an Enrique Glasias music video.

BumpInTheNight

Wow! I can see my reflection in the floor! ... Man, I'm hot!

frognot

Witness the live-action Dragonball Z movie

andy

2045: The Earth Cascades Into Madness...Tony Danza and His Legion of Oily Danzabots Enslave The Planet. All of Earths Cube Vans Are Assemebled To Create Danzatron. Million Perish.

iangordon

Only when Haji's flesh ripped away did the others concede that he trully was Lord of Duchebags.

Got tot go...

The finalists in the "Preparation H Invitational"

Duba
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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