Craptions Classics August 05, 2007

Short on funds and ammunition, the Palestinians were forced to resort to "scarejews".

SingMeAShanty

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Some Gods demand tribute. Others demand ass massages.

Xaneth

This is the last time we let Haji make the Bush effigy.

kandi kamp

Besides being the village's tallest eight-year-old, Jahar also boasted the world's most powerful urine stream.

megadeathpickles

DANGER WILL ROBINSON! ROBOT IS CONFUSED ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY.

Redgrave

This work is from Picasso's paper mache period.

newbie9

"It's good dad, really!"
"No wait, the penis isn't quite right."

KidswithRabies

Yet more support for my theory that there exists porn for every fetish.

Iluvatar

Pablo was sure he asked for tall and beautiful in his request form for his mail-order bride, but now he wasn't so sure.

CruelinStrength

India's got talent was a total failure.

lighter juice

Worst. Ventriloquist. Act. Ever.

ThreeSeconds

'Seseme Street' in other countries is a lot different then it is in America.

Stan the Garbage Man

The middle-east has yet to perfect the Trojan Horse.

rikitybridge

The Al Jazeera version of Sesame Street is off to a slow start due to budget constraints.

paleo2002

Although Prakash was again displeased by his Russian mail order bride, he didn't have the heart to tell her

thewanderer
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