Craptions Classics August 04, 2007

Though many fellow tribesmen resented their chief's decision to trade sacred lands for 16 hula-hoops, they had to admit...he did look badass.

President Scroob

Other Craptions

Creating a logo for the Native American Olympics was extremely difficult considering all of the different Indian nations involved...

Choco Taco

suddenly everybody won the indian

Spawnfree

Okay, I did it 16 hoops. Now give me my damn land back.

Anoki

"Damn it, Jim. Why can't you just admit you don't know how to play with hula-hoops?"

cs5

Worst crucifiction.... EVER

dmcstars

Gary almost immediately regretted the body piercings.

Lizardking1726

Running Bear had to do something. Crying didn't work, and there was still so much trash on the highways.

Jolly Swagman

Lord of the (Lysol) Rings. www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

Oh thats why boys run faster. They have an extra leg

xx_better_kiss

Deepak Chopra achieves enlightenment.

Bop

"You know, for kids!"

Lovecraftian

The olympic logo's early days.

Silence

"I could so do that," says the sound guy in the background.

Jezzibell28

"I wonder if they can tell this is made up."

geomantic
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