Craptions Classics July 30, 2007

Krato's younger sister, shafted by the fates, is forced to make do with the yo-yos of chaos.

headtrip

Other Craptions

The flaming Blades Of Chaos were forged in the pits of Hades, and bestowed by Ares unto the worthiest of mortal heroes.

Ares would also, occasionally, bestow them unto hot chicks he wanted to impress.

Kratos'

DON'T SPEAK!! MY TWIRLING FIREBALLS OF HAPPINESS SAY ALL THATS NEEDS TO BE SAID BETWEEN US!

Michael O'Dwyer

Jimmy's inner arson was seriously turned on.

Timmy IV

It works better than Nair! look no Hair!

Kristyn

Think this is impressive? You should check out her fire breathing snatch trick

startypants

Bra burning was a popular hallmark of the 20th century feminist movement, but burning silicon implants became the 21st century equivalent.

Craptastic

If marrying a wiccan was going to work, Bob needed an iron-clad prenup and asbestos shirts...

Billybob

Knowing rapists were weak against fire, Jill reacted quickly...

The Admiral

Fireball after fireball shot from her armpit, but still the Heroes casting director was unimpressed.

imgabe

Those poor hamsters.

ravener

When I whispered in her ear "How hot are you right now" I didn't expect a demonstration

Zen

Clarence couldn't decide what was hotter, the flaming yoyos a foot from his face or his brother after the sex change.

boydman18

Kratos was forced to trade his Blades of Chaos for sex, can you really blame him?

destinysdecider

Although the date started off well, Mike was not so sure there would be a second after watching Stacy's demonstration of what would happen to his testicles if he should ever decided to cheat on her.

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