"Quick! Our dignity! It's sinking!"
This is why God created naked women: to keep men from doing shit like this all the time.
The first rule of Fish Club is, you do not talk about Fish Club.
For some unknown reason, out of all "extreme" sports, "extreme drowning" never really made it into the limelight.
The porno magazine-bait that Jaws had used worked nearly too well.
Word got out that someone dropped a Miller Light in the lake.
Mindy felt really foolish afterward when she found her keys had been in her purse the whole time.
When Jessica Alba needs saving from drowning
Dave the sport-lake manager, bitter about being laid off, reorganises every booking into the same ten minutes.
There was no escape for the mermaid now, the townsfolk were gonna get their wish.
The attempt to out number the Piranhas failed miserably.
34 brave souls were lost that great day. But thanks to their sacrifices, we caught a fish thiiiiis big!
"Look! Someone lost a twinkie in the water!"
...Next time on the biggest loser.
Lord of the rings alternate ending:
Frodo just chucks the ring into the ocean.
Shit!........I'm sorry I thought I saw something