Craptions Classics July 27, 2007

No ma'am, its perfectly safe for you to be out there, thats why I'm in this fucking suit

JHyphenluv

Other Craptions

After playing WoW for over a year, Larry was finally forced out of the basement by his mom.

KamTheMan

You know Dr Who is running out of ideas when they do a 'Murder She Wrote' crossover episode.

Schmee

Hans knew how hot Chancellor Merkel was and came prepared.

Tarquinius

To be honest, we'd just as soon you not take us to your leader.

Iluvatar

"So what's the temperature like in there?"

"...This interview is fucking over."

T-flex

sean what possessed you to create a suit to smell your own gas?

kristyn

It's taken almost 19 years and his entire family fortune but James has finally done it...A suit that attracts ugly women!

Cocaine Monkey Toenail

Ma'am if you see me start to run, I would recomend you follow.

charii

US AIDS Awareness Campaign, 2007.

SVXX

Chicken pox. Just chicken pox.

owlsayssouth

you know honey, sometimes it feels like you're embarassed to be seen in public with me...

the-yesman

100% cotton..Huh, I never would have guessed.

mrtitoman

what the STIG wears on his days off from the Top Gear race track

hadesrogue

Where'd i get the suit? Charity shop, actually.

helios
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