Craptions Classics July 20, 2007

Nobody had ever voted "yay" in horse parliament before.
A riot ensued.

Schmee

Other Craptions

Doctor jack stands in the back ground wondering if the script to lost is ever going to make sense.

rape

Michael Vick was arrested at the scene.

rat bastard

Come on Chaaaaaarliiiiiiie lets go to candy mountain!

JHyphenLuv

Shocking pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker and Paris hilton's bitchfight in Madrid.

Ed

why the long face?....., WHY THE LONG FACE!?!?!?

I'LL GIVE YOU A LONG FACE YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!

rat-in-a-bin

This means Macbeth just killed somebody, if i remember my omens right.

Lovecraftian

When two females wear the same dress to a party, there is sure a fight to break out.

ShoalSaddle

david was amused that horses had sex the same way as humans

deepkick

The alternate ending to Seabiscuit just didn't quite match the quality of the original.

jono

I'm begging you pleeeeease.....lay off the horse pills!

neva'mind

No! I don't want to come to fucking candy mountain! Period.

Charlie

Steve suddenly realised that stealing the no horseplay sign was a bad idea.

lobo666

I'M A HORSES ASS?!?!?! YOU'RE THE HORSES ASS... BITCH!!! http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=10&sku=ENGL-CD00322

Ranger

The phrase "Hung like a human" always ends in a Horse fight.

Treb
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