Craptions Classics July 19, 2007

The third testing stage of the testicular implants revealed their only flaw.

D-Dub

Other Craptions

It's amazing how many people can swim the English channel when you tell them you've tied a bomb to their backs.

Iluvatar

You gotta have balls to swim that way.

the duke

Pff. Water landing? Like that's gonna happen.

Horatio

the annual "decapitated head triathlon" was a great success since they added the floaties

PeaceLoveJulie

Bubble, bubble, toil and wtf?

harryP

This week on Spike Tv: Elephantitus Triathalon

rraihle

During the genocide of the ballon heads, the iron heads learned that the same methods of execution didn't carry over.

soxfan01

The foundation comittee tried to get around the issues of the paraplegic children's swimming race.

megoodatengish

The tenacios whale egg robbers left even mr Atenbourough speach-less.

rape

The supple skin of 80somethings cannot contain their Breast Implants.

Treb

Somehow, the real-life manifestation of "Balloon Race" never really caught on.

WASD

The sequel to Waterworld had a modest budget but a strong script and good locations.

paleo2002

The sequel to 'White Men Can't Jump!'... 'Black people can't swim!' www.NeilsNotes.com

Ranger

ITS RAINING (se)MEN HALLELUJIAH ITS...

nirot
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!