The third testing stage of the testicular implants revealed their only flaw.
It's amazing how many people can swim the English channel when you tell them you've tied a bomb to their backs.
You gotta have balls to swim that way.
Pff. Water landing? Like that's gonna happen.
the annual "decapitated head triathlon" was a great success since they added the floaties
Bubble, bubble, toil and wtf?
This week on Spike Tv: Elephantitus Triathalon
During the genocide of the ballon heads, the iron heads learned that the same methods of execution didn't carry over.
The foundation comittee tried to get around the issues of the paraplegic children's swimming race.
The tenacios whale egg robbers left even mr Atenbourough speach-less.
The supple skin of 80somethings cannot contain their Breast Implants.
Somehow, the real-life manifestation of "Balloon Race" never really caught on.
The sequel to Waterworld had a modest budget but a strong script and good locations.
The sequel to 'White Men Can't Jump!'...
'Black people can't swim!'
ITS RAINING (se)MEN