Craptions Classics July 14, 2007

Cindy: "You're not brushing your gums very well."
Shark: "That might be because I don't have arms."
Cindy: "Or your incisors."
Shark: "Still no arms."
Cindy: "Have you been flossing?"
Shark: "God, I hate this woman.

Fung

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This Japanese porn is too weird for me, man.

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No no it's okay, he's a MAN eating shark.

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Baby got Plaque

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"You're here for the Dental Hygienist position? Great, just yank the mop away from that severed torso and give'r Hell."

TheAmazingShadow

Her crew was dead, her ship in ruins, and now the great behemoth was after her. Rose the Swabbie had but one chance.

h0tdawg

Yes, venture deeper into my mouth, it's completely safe....

Zegeebwah

The problem with giant, cross dressing sharks is always removing the lipstick...

TKONP

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dav

I wish I'd picked a different major...

Johnny

The Discovery Channel starts Shark Week off with a bang.

bill

To ensure it could lure in as many children as it needed, blood removal was a very important service.

Pilomotor

Well, it's not even fun when they make it *this* easy.

JAWS

Suzie washed her car and wished idly that she could get her ass eaten. Fucking genie.

jew
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